Written by Tom85

Thursday, 22 February 2007

image for Rotherham United look to former rap star to ease relegation fears
The D O double G

Rotherham United manager Alan Knill was said to be 'extremely pleased' with the loan signing of former rapper Snoop Dogg.

Alan told Look North: "Snoop was class in the hip hop game, but he fancied a change and we're delighted to have him on board".

When asked if his lavish lifestyle and bad boy image may create tension in the dressing room, Snoop (real name Clarence) replied: "Y'all be chattin' straight up buuuull shit. Delroy Facey is my bwoy and if anyone dares to challenge us we will knock them out! Straight up".

Clarence can operate as a creative player in central midfield and is also more than capable on either wing. He joins the Millers on an initial months loan with a view to a permanent deal.

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