Premiership Injuries reprive

Friday, 2 February 2007

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Cole & Owen : Put their best foot forward this summer

Just as sports fans were contemplating the impact of Ashely Cole's Knee injury, together with the enduring injury sustained by Michael Owen in the 2006 World cup finals in Germany. It seems that there is a sporting chance that the two can achieve honours for England this year.

In an exclusive interview the two limb deficient footballers have pledged to bring home the silverware to Blighty this summer.

The Spoof can reveal that Michael Owen and Ashely Cole will compete in the world three legged race hosted this year in Tallinn Estonia.

It will be no walk in the park however as it is rumoured that the Danish land mine veterans club are supporting a team that have been training hard since returning from active duty.

Jose Mourinho told Spoof today " Cole...yes he can hobble as good as anyone...and although I do not know Owen I think he is a good hobble too.. John Terry is not available so don't ask...they can have Sheva ...he is shit I think.."

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