Written by radiogagger

Thursday, 16 August 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 16th August 2012
United buy a new van.

Man Utd agree £24m deal with Arsenal for striker Robin van Persie. The two clubs eventually agreed a price after weeks of offers and refusals.
Officials agreed a deal last night over dinner - United offered to pay but apparently they went dutch.

AC Milan have signed a 10-year-old girl from East Dunbartonshire after she impressed scouts while on a family holiday in La Manga.
A talented 10 year female footballer from Scotland? Well, it bodes well for TEAM GB in the 2020 Olympics.

Former Arsenal midfielder Ray Parlour believes the sale of Robin van Persie shows Arsenal can no longer compete with the biggest clubs.
Breaking news just in, Arsenal have accepted a triple offer from League Two newcomers Fleetwood Town for Theo Walcott, Jack Wilshire and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlein.

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