Funny story - The Hallmark Channel Promises To Show Movies That Don’t Have Christmas Trees, Snow, and Perfect-Looking People

The Hallmark Channel Promises To Show Movies That Don’t Have Christmas Trees, Snow, and Perfect-Looking People

NEW YORK CITY – (Spoof Entertainment Satire) - After being told by several prominent movie critics that all of the Hallmark Channel movies look and sound the same, the popular network has decided to make some changes. Noted film critic, Gunther Mi…

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Funny story - Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year

Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year

In what's been described as the craziest plan ever hatched, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that, due to the ongoing worries of a Coronavirus 'second wave', and even more embarrassment over his handling of the pandemic, Christmas in the UK...

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Funny story - Elon Musck To New Baby: Get A Job Kid!

Elon Musck To New Baby: Get A Job Kid!

Elon Musck and his wife welcomed their first child into the pandemic tired world yesterday. Musck who has had exceedingly little good to say about stay-at-home orders, was not about to let his newborn soften his stance. "She needs to get out on he...

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Funny story - Mud 'Lonely This Christmas' To Be Re-Issued

Mud 'Lonely This Christmas' To Be Re-Issued

The British glam-rock group, Mud, have announced that their record company will be re-releasing one of their biggest hit singles, 'Lonely This Christmas' later this month, before it's too late! Mud had a string of Top-10 hits during the early 1970...

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Funny story - Long Dead Spoof Editor Returns Sparking Debate: Was He Ever Really Born?

Long Dead Spoof Editor Returns Sparking Debate: Was He Ever Really Born?

"Mark Lowton has nine lives times two," said Monkey Woods, the Spoofs blind editing prodigy, "Many's the time we have pronounced him dead and or missing, only to find out he wasn't at all, we'd simply covered him up with the laundry." "I don't bel...

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Funny story - Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Christmas isn't always a happy time, and, for some people, it can be a period of downright misery. This was the case with one man on Christmas Day, when the pressure of his work, the failure of his relationship, and the alienation and isolation of be...

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Funny story - Harry Maguire Warned About Christmas Carol Singing Nuisance

Harry Maguire Warned About Christmas Carol Singing Nuisance

The festive season is well-and truly upon us, and not without an early controversy, as Manchester United and England central defender Harry Maguire and his girlfriend Fern Hawkins have upset some of their neighbours with their own particular brand of...

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Funny story - The True Meaning Of Christmas: A Long Hard Look At The Festive Season

The True Meaning Of Christmas: A Long Hard Look At The Festive Season

As Christmas fast approaches I wanted to get to the true meaning of Christmas. What is it that makes this such a special day? We are often told, shamed even, in to sparing a thought for the person behind all this festive fun. I'm talking about Jesus. Jesus H. Christ. For Christ the redeemer, who enjoys long walks on the lake, turning water in to moonshine, and riding a bicyle, has long...

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Funny story - Travel Review: Isle of Man

Travel Review: Isle of Man

On stepping off the ferry in the quaint port of Douglas, my phone sent me a nice message telling me I was now data roaming. At first I thought that this was because I was in a different country, but it wasn't. It was because I was now in a different...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Talking Doll - With New Added Phrases - Expected To Be Christmas Bestseller

Donald Trump Talking Doll - With New Added Phrases - Expected To Be Christmas Bestseller

The festive season is upon us once more, and as parents desperately wrack their brains for ideas to excite and surprise their children, help is at hand, as this year's most popular toy is set to be the new, updated Donald Trump Talking Doll. The d...

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Funny story - Are you excited about the Archer's Pantomime this year?

Are you excited about the Archer's Pantomime this year?

Hello, I am Brian Asshat, esquire of the parish of Chutney on The Fritz, protector of the English language, spotter of trains, and bell ringer, and I have just one question for you: Are you excited at the Archer's Pantomime this year? I am not...

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Funny story - Queen's Christmas Speech To Have Subtitles For The First Time

Queen's Christmas Speech To Have Subtitles For The First Time

The Queen's Christmas message to her subjects, traditionally broadcast on Christmas Day, will this year benefit from subtitles, in order to provide clarity for more of Britain's ethnic population. The subtitles will be in Urdu, Bengali, Gujarati a...

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Funny story - New Year To Have The Lowest 4-Digit Total For Nine Years

New Year To Have The Lowest 4-Digit Total For Nine Years

As 2019 slowly, but surely, approaches its conclusion, and we get ever nearer to another new year, it's been noticed that next year - 2020 (twenty-twenty) - will contain the individual digits' lowest total since nine years ago, in 2011. It will al...

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Funny story - Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.

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Funny story - Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

The Head of BBC Entertainment has said in a statement, that more ex-celebrities have been invited to star in the exciting new Christmas Doctor Who episode.

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Funny story - Starbucks denies anti Christian Holiday theme

Starbucks denies anti Christian Holiday theme

Starbucks unveiled its line of holiday cups today and shocked concerned Christians throughout the world. One odd cup features a portrait of Pontius Pilate. When asked why this was chosen at this particular time of year spokesperson Arnold Pudge sai...

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Funny story - Santa Putin

Santa Putin

Sung by Donald Trump, in his negligee. Santa Putin, just slip some oppo on Joe Biden, For me. Been a really useful tool, Santa Putin, So hurry down my chimney tonight. Santa Putin, the 2020 election too, For my coup. I'll wait up for you d...

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Funny story - Wrapping Paper Is the Dark Lord's Gift to the Holiday Season, a Bowed and Ribboned Middle Finger to Humanity

Wrapping Paper Is the Dark Lord's Gift to the Holiday Season, a Bowed and Ribboned Middle Finger to Humanity

You want presents? Ha-ha, first you must skillfully fold this multi-colored sheet of wrinkles into an immaculate presentation worthy of the gift it conceals. Good luck fucker! Gather round my legions of the damned and look on as this fool tries to cr...

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Funny story - SAP (socks and pants) Christmas presents are rejected by bored, legless Dads, they want sexy pink Tangas!

SAP (socks and pants) Christmas presents are rejected by bored, legless Dads, they want sexy pink Tangas!

Dads/Hubbies sick to death of receiving SAP (socks and pants) Christmas presents are rebelling, especially when they're legless! Christmas Eve used to be pretty easy for mums and kids not knowing what to buy Dads for Xmas, SAP's were the solution.

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Funny story - Barnes & Noble's Nook Will NOT Be Home for Christmas

Barnes & Noble's Nook Will NOT Be Home for Christmas

You could order one today, but it won't be delivered until the new year. Sing "I'll Be Home for Christmas" all you want, just make sure that there aren't any Nooks -- the ones, whether they are complete or incomplete, that'll be housed in warehouses...

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