Funny story: Harry Maguire Bookmakers' Favourite To Be UK Charts Christmas Number 1

Harry Maguire Bookmakers' Favourite To Be UK Charts Christmas Number 1

Harry Maguire, the new Manchester United signing who seems to be able to do just about anything everything he puts his hand to, has been made the bookmakers' favourite to reach number 1 in the UK charts at Christmas. This is astonishing news - eve...

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Funny story: Royal Family to spend Xmas on Olly Murs's big face, say Palace.

Royal Family to spend Xmas on Olly Murs's big face, say Palace.

Buckingham Palace last night revealed that Her Majesty the Queen, along with The Duke of Edinburgh and other prominent members of the royal family, will this year be spending the Christmas period on the enormous face of pop icon, Olly Murs. A Pala...

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Funny story: Christmas Sales To Start On Christmas Day

Christmas Sales To Start On Christmas Day

Christmas bargain hunters will not have quite as long to wait for their 'Christmas bargains' this year, after businesses voted overwhelmingly to throw open their doors to customers at 6am on 25 December. The move comes as high-street traders try t...

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Funny story: Amazon To Lay Off Staff As Pre-Christmas 'Rush' Doesn't Happen

Amazon To Lay Off Staff As Pre-Christmas 'Rush' Doesn't Happen

Amazon, the online shopping retailer, has said that it is facing being forced to make staff at its distribution centers redundant, as online sales for Christmas have fallen way below expected targets. Sales of goods are 28% down on those in the fi...

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Funny story: Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

The Head of BBC Entertainment has said in a statement, that more ex-celebrities have been invited to star in the exciting new Christmas Doctor Who episode.

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Funny story: Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Christmas isn't always a happy time, and, for some people, it can be a period of downright misery. This was the case with one man on Christmas Day, when the pressure of his work, the failure of his relationship, and the alienation and isolation of be...

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Funny story: Christmas cheer from The Police!

Christmas cheer from The Police!

Santas Grotto, Lapland: It is Christmas Eve and Santa is getting ready on his 'mammoth task' to keep children all over the world happy with their Christmas gifts, just like it happened when Jesus was born in Bethlehem, when three wise men came bring...

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Funny story: Queen's Christmas Speech To Have Subtitles For The First Time

Queen's Christmas Speech To Have Subtitles For The First Time

The Queen's Christmas message to her subjects, traditionally broadcast on Christmas Day, will this year benefit from subtitles, in order to provide clarity for more of Britain's ethnic population. The subtitles will be in Urdu, Bengali, Gujarati a...

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Funny story: Obama begs Iran to give him back his Christmas present, it was meant for North Korea!

Obama begs Iran to give him back his Christmas present, it was meant for North Korea!

President Obama is hoping that the Iranian government is in a Christmas mood because he has asked them to send him his Christmas present back which was actually meant for North Korea and not Iran (well that's at lease what he's telling them). It s...

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Funny story: People were less festive this year

People were less festive this year

As Twelfth Night approaches, less people are taking down exterior lights and Christmas decorations than for any year previously, since the invention of exterior lights and Christmas decorations. "My neighbour always had a magnificent display," sai...

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Funny story: EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special

EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special

Phil Mitchell, the soft-centred bully boy of Albert Square, has been given the limelight again in the Christmas Day edition of the BBC soap EastEnders.

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Funny story: President Trump Christmas Album Out Thursday

President Trump Christmas Album Out Thursday

US President Donald Trump has, this morning, revealed in a tweet that he is to break into the music industry "with a purpose" by releasing a Christmas album that is available from Thursday. The album features various Trump speeches recorded over t...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Terry Wogan to switch on Christmas Lights

Isle of Wight News - Terry Wogan to switch on Christmas Lights

It is the big Christmas Light switch on in Newport this weekend, and the Council have managed to get Sir Terry Wogan, 71, to press the button, illuminating the pedestrianised areas of Newport shopping centre. Over a thousand bulbs have been installed...

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Funny story: George Michael's Latest Final

George Michael's Latest Final

Gay pop phenomenon George Michael has just performed the first of two "final" concerts at Earls Court in London with a third "final" gig labelled as "The Final One" in Copenhagen. However, a consortium of fans of his 80's pop duo WHAM have gathered t...

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Funny story: Live Baby Found in Manger

Live Baby Found in Manger

Bethleheim, Germany - A parish priest was shocked to find a live baby boy in the manger of his church's Christmas nativity scene today. Father Visual Halle-Lucinations made the shocking discovery in the early hours of the morning as he entered St...

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Funny story: Diabolical Plot Uncovered

Diabolical Plot Uncovered

Bedbug sniffing dogs, during a routine search of the Zawahee Shipping Company warehouse in New Jersey, discovered a shipment of multi-colored greeting card envelopes, destined for the Al Ahamaamad Printing Company. The envelopes were embedded with be...

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Funny story: Why not take your Christmas tree on holiday?

Why not take your Christmas tree on holiday?

WHOPEE!! It's summer holidays again --- pack the suitcases, cancel the milk, take the dog to the kennels - big sigh of relief! Everything done and dusted! All set for fun and sun --- But wait a minute! Haven't we forgotten something?...

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Funny story: Hundreds Of Young Israelis Abandon Country And Religion To Make A Special Christmas Pilgrimage To US

Hundreds Of Young Israelis Abandon Country And Religion To Make A Special Christmas Pilgrimage To US

Around this time each year, hundreds of young Israelis forsake their homeland and religion to go on a pilgrimage to the new Zion- the U.S.A. They come to celebrate the birth of Christ in their own fashion. They can be seen religiously offering a...

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Funny story: Used Condom Found In Christmas Cracker

Used Condom Found In Christmas Cracker

There was a less-than-festive surprise in store for one man and his girlfriend on Christmas Day, when they pulled a cracker, and out popped a condom - that had already been used! Mick Warble and his fiancé, Donna Jackson, had opened their presents...

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Funny story: The Hams of Death - A Christmas Story

The Hams of Death - A Christmas Story

The thin man with bruised knuckles had sprawled out across a vintage creaky green and yellow plaid La-Z-Boy with one knee slightly bent so his bare feet could avail themselves of every last square inch of fully extended footrest. Lounging in a wife beater tee and duck patterned boxers, the mid life crisis poster child was nothing more than an unlikely American tourist turned writer who found hims...

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