Funny story - Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year

Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year

In what's been described as the craziest plan ever hatched, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that, due to the ongoing worries of a Coronavirus 'second wave', and even more embarrassment over his handling of the pandemic, Christmas in the UK...

Read full story
Funny story - Mud 'Lonely This Christmas' To Be Re-Issued

Mud 'Lonely This Christmas' To Be Re-Issued

The British glam-rock group, Mud, have announced that their record company will be re-releasing one of their biggest hit singles, 'Lonely This Christmas' later this month, before it's too late! Mud had a string of Top-10 hits during the early 1970...

Read full story
Funny story - Long Dead Spoof Editor Returns Sparking Debate: Was He Ever Really Born?

Long Dead Spoof Editor Returns Sparking Debate: Was He Ever Really Born?

"Mark Lowton has nine lives times two," said Monkey Woods, the Spoofs blind editing prodigy, "Many's the time we have pronounced him dead and or missing, only to find out he wasn't at all, we'd simply covered him up with the laundry." "I don't bel...

Read full story
Funny story - Tabloid editors spreading Christmas rage

Tabloid editors spreading Christmas rage

It is November, and as usual British tabloids are getting into the festive mood by searching the country for stories of people not celebrating Christmas properly. It is a yearly tradition to whip up readers into a frenzy of loathing, and will warm th...

Read full story
Funny story - Jesus bans chrissy chocolate sales in August in UK supermarkets!

Jesus bans chrissy chocolate sales in August in UK supermarkets!

Several UK supermarkets feel it is quite proper to flog chrissy choccies in AUGUST! Yes people, August! However, after the chrissy choccies were spotted on the shelves several customers thought it was quite disgraceful to sell chrissy products in sum...

Read full story
Funny story - Are you excited about the Archer's Pantomime this year?

Are you excited about the Archer's Pantomime this year?

Hello, I am Brian Asshat, esquire of the parish of Chutney on The Fritz, protector of the English language, spotter of trains, and bell ringer, and I have just one question for you: Are you excited at the Archer's Pantomime this year? I am not...

Read full story
Funny story - Sequel to the Bible is planned by Pope

Sequel to the Bible is planned by Pope

IT was yesterday announced that the Pope and several other religious parties are planning a sequel to bestseller 'The Holy Bible' as part of their Christmas and New Year celebrations. It is expected that Richard Branson's Virgin company w...

Read full story
Funny story - New Year To Have The Lowest 4-Digit Total For Nine Years

New Year To Have The Lowest 4-Digit Total For Nine Years

As 2019 slowly, but surely, approaches its conclusion, and we get ever nearer to another new year, it's been noticed that next year - 2020 (twenty-twenty) - will contain the individual digits' lowest total since nine years ago, in 2011. It will al...

Read full story
Funny story - Controversial Report Published on 'Christmas in England'

Controversial Report Published on 'Christmas in England'

The long-awaited all-party report on 'Christmas in England' was finally published today in time for inclusion in the Queen's Christmas message. The enquiry that led to the report was set up to examine and make recommendations about key controversi...

Read full story
Funny story - Harry Maguire Warned About Christmas Carol Singing Nuisance

Harry Maguire Warned About Christmas Carol Singing Nuisance

The festive season is well-and truly upon us, and not without an early controversy, as Manchester United and England central defender Harry Maguire and his girlfriend Fern Hawkins have upset some of their neighbours with their own particular brand of...

Read full story
Funny story - Santa Shot Down By NORAD; Millions of Children Witness Catastrophe

Santa Shot Down By NORAD; Millions of Children Witness Catastrophe

The US Air Force, NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command), in a gross case of mistaken identity, disintegrated Santa Clause and his 18 reindeer over Washington airspace this evening. Apparently, the heavy red man was flying over restricted a...

Read full story
Funny story - Amazon To Lay Off Staff As Pre-Christmas 'Rush' Doesn't Happen

Amazon To Lay Off Staff As Pre-Christmas 'Rush' Doesn't Happen

Amazon, the online shopping retailer, has said that it is facing being forced to make staff at its distribution centers redundant, as online sales for Christmas have fallen way below expected targets. Sales of goods are 28% down on those in the fi...

Read full story
Breaking news…

Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these?

Yes, tell me more!

Seven day catch up

Check out anything you've missed with the archive:

Funny story - Santa Claus Releases "Naughty and Nice" List

Santa Claus Releases "Naughty and Nice" List

Early this morning, and months before its scheduled release date, Father Christmas today surprised the world with an early release of his list of ‘who's been naughty and who's been nice'. The list, a virtual who's who in world politics and bu...

Read full story
Funny story - Christmas Under Threat From Global Warming

Christmas Under Threat From Global Warming

There are only 59 shopping days left until Christmas, but don't get carried away just yet, because it may be cancelled altogether - due to nasty old Global Warming.

Read full story
Funny story - Ted Cruz the Showman (sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman")

Ted Cruz the Showman (sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman")

Ted Cruz the Showman was a sleazy scrappy soul, With McCarthy looks and a button nose And two eyes made out of coal. Ted Cruz the Showman is a sordid tale, they say, He was full of blow but Teabillies know How he came to life one day. There must have been some money To propel him to the top. For when they made him Senator He became a Tea Party prop. Oh, Ted Cruz the Showman was...

Read full story
Funny story - Bush says "Blame the Heat Miser not Big Oil!"

Bush says "Blame the Heat Miser not Big Oil!"

At a recent gathering of oil company presidents, President Bush assured the company heads that their industry was not at fault for global warming. The President explained that the real culprit is the Heat Miser from TV Show A Year Without Santa Claus...

Read full story
Funny story - Elon Musck To New Baby: Get A Job Kid!

Elon Musck To New Baby: Get A Job Kid!

Elon Musck and his wife welcomed their first child into the pandemic tired world yesterday. Musck who has had exceedingly little good to say about stay-at-home orders, was not about to let his newborn soften his stance. "She needs to get out on he...

Read full story
Funny story - Bah, Humbug! Great British Eccentrics Hold Christmas Party In Stately Home

Bah, Humbug! Great British Eccentrics Hold Christmas Party In Stately Home

Oldham Hall, Gloucestershire, England. - The last of a dying breed of great British eccentrics held their annual Christmas get together here on Saturday night. The guest list read like a who's who of traditional crackpots, foul mouthed harridans, psy...

Read full story
Funny story - Santa Says Obama To Stay On Naughty List

Santa Says Obama To Stay On Naughty List

Santa Claus admitted in an interview after the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade that United States President Barack Obama will remain on the naughty list for another year. "I don't want anyone to make anything racial out of this," said that Jolly Ol...

Read full story
Funny story - Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Greater Manchester Police say they have arrested several 19-year-old football players on suspicion of various offences after the Manchester United Christmas Shindig in Castlefield got a bit 'out-...

Read full story
Search all Christmas spoof news…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more