HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Singer, Demetria Devonne Lovato, recently told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle, that one thing for certain is that she has definitely had her share of ups and downs this year.
Lovato has been in and out of rehab for everything from an obsession to tattoos, to her addiction to In ‘N’ Out burgers, to her unexplained desire to record a hip hop album with The Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
Demi explained to Chipotle that she is still a bit confused as far as her sexual orientation goes. She pointed out that, lately, she has been fantasizing about donuts and hot dog wieners.
Lovato revealed that, for Christmas, she would like to get a masculine guy with muscles, and a feminine girl with a hot, sexy body.
She paused, and said that, instead, she'd like to record a non-rap album with either Justin Bieber or The Sopapilla Muchachas Band.
The somewhat confused Lovato thought for a moment, and then said that she wanted to change her Christmas present request back to a masculine guy and a feminine girl.