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Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Funny story: Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Christmas isn't always a happy time, and, for some people, it can be a period of downright misery. This was the case with one man on Christmas Day, when the pressure of his work, the failure of his relationship, and the alienation and isolation of be...

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Man Has Opened New Pack Of Chocolate Biscuits

Funny story: Man Has Opened New Pack Of Chocolate Biscuits

News has just reached The Spoof that a man who believes that chocolate biscuits are the best thing since sliced bread - possibly even before that - has opened a brand new 300gram pack of McVitie's Plain Chocolate Digestive biscuits "in the last few d...

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Rotten Tomato Thrown At Queen's Bedroom Window

Funny story: Rotten Tomato Thrown At Queen's Bedroom Window

Her Majesty the Queen has come under attack from a man who threw a rotten tomato at her Buckingham Palace bedroom window, after she failed to join the rest of the Royal Family during their visit to the Sandringham estate in Norfolk on Christmas Day.

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Used Condom Found In Christmas Cracker

Funny story: Used Condom Found In Christmas Cracker

There was a less-than-festive surprise in store for one man and his girlfriend on Christmas Day, when they pulled a cracker, and out popped a condom - that had already been used! Mick Warble and his fiancé, Donna Jackson, had opened their presents...

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Modern-Day Scrooge: "Enjoy Your Last Christmas, Suckers!"

Funny story: Modern-Day Scrooge: "Enjoy Your Last Christmas, Suckers!"

BOSTON, MA, CHRISTMAS DAY -- Archibald C. Reilly III, born to a wealthy North Carolina family of tobacco barons in 1932, has spent his eighty-six years on this Earth with the single-minded purpose of accruing a vast amount of wealth. Through a long s...

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Santa May Just Kill Us All

Funny story: Santa May Just Kill Us All

Paris -- During the latest Paris Climate Accord convention, few countries escaped the scathing criticism of environmentalists seeking to quell the effect fossil fuels are having on Earth's climate, but one continent in particular -- the North Pole --...

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Santa Claus Implicated In Drone Row

Funny story: Santa Claus Implicated In Drone Row

Santa Claus and his reindeers are the latest suspects in the Gatwick Airport Drone Row that threatens to drag on and on and on and on and on, simply because the inept British police force haven't got a clue as to how to root out the amateur flyers re...

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Bill Cosby Is Santa Claus As Christmas Pantomime Season Gets Going

Funny story: Bill Cosby Is Santa Claus As Christmas Pantomime Season Gets Going

Former US comedian, Bill Cosby, now incarcerated for between 3 and 10 years for rape, has been getting into the Christmas spirit behind bars, and earlier today visited fellow inmates in their cells, dressed as Santa Claus. As the pantomime season...

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Santa Claus Hates Mince Pies

Funny story: Santa Claus Hates Mince Pies

On the eve of the most widely-celebrated Christian festival of the year, the main focal point of the event, Santa Claus, has spoken out about one of the things he hates most about it - mince pies. Parents of young children everywhere have, down th...

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Giftmas: Making the Holidays Great Again!

Christmas is only a few short days away. People are scrambling around buying those last-second gifts for any loved one they worry might feel scorned if the pile of presents underneath the tree doesn’t feature a tag with their name on it hanging from...

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Trump tweets Christmas wishlist

Funny story: Trump tweets Christmas wishlist

US Presdient, Donald Trump, has tweeted his wish list for Santa Claus. The tweet, in full, reads: "Deere SATAN: I been the best Presdunt ever. I only want 3 things this ear: 1. To be as TALL as leaking James Comey 2. As SEXY and H...

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Man Begrudgingly Went To Xmas Party, But Ended Up Being The Life And Soul Of It

Funny story: Man Begrudgingly Went To Xmas Party, But Ended Up Being The Life And Soul Of It

An office clerk in New York who was not in the right frame of mind to enjoy himself at the firm's annual Christmas party, eventually gave in to the overwhelming pressure of his friends and went along. Ed Reeperbahn, 26, an accountant at Stronk and...

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Trump Explains Why Shutting Down the Government Is Making America Great Again

Funny story: Trump Explains Why Shutting Down the Government Is Making America Great Again

President Donald Trump had sore fingers from his previous night's Twitter Storm, so he held a press conference to explain his actions of the last few days. "So it's sad that America has its greatest President ever, and still they stop everything, even talking about me, just because it's Christmas! Last year, I tried to prevent it by shutting down the government, but everybody still stopped payi...

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New Huggable "Vlad The Impaler" Doll To Be Sold In Stores Soon

Are you lonely? Do you need something to hug at night in order to make you feel safe, warm, and cozy? Are teddy bears just not cutting it anymore? IMPALED recently announced that it will soon be releasing a new huggable "Vlad the Impaler" doll.

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Santa's In Trouble; Caught Singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside"

Funny story: Santa's In Trouble; Caught Singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside"

It's cold INSIDE, too, in many quarters for poor Santa, since some MeToo-ers have declared the song suggestive and deserving of being banned from the airwaves. Many of those who sing it are being relegated to the doghouse. But Santa is defiant, st...

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Hotel Had Perfectly Good Reason To Reject Homeless People

Funny story: Hotel Had Perfectly Good Reason To Reject Homeless People

A hotel in Hull that cancelled the Christmas holiday booking of some of its rooms, after initially agreeing to the booking, claims it had a perfectly good reason to do so. The Royal Hotel in Hull initially accepted a booking by the Hull Homeless a...

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Queen's Christmas Speech To Have Subtitles For The First Time

Funny story: Queen's Christmas Speech To Have Subtitles For The First Time

The Queen's Christmas message to her subjects, traditionally broadcast on Christmas Day, will this year benefit from subtitles, in order to provide clarity for more of Britain's ethnic population. The subtitles will be in Urdu, Bengali, Gujarati a...

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Amazon To Lay Off Staff As Pre-Christmas 'Rush' Doesn't Happen

Funny story: Amazon To Lay Off Staff As Pre-Christmas 'Rush' Doesn't Happen

Amazon, the online shopping retailer, has said that it is facing being forced to make staff at its distribution centers redundant, as online sales for Christmas have fallen way below expected targets. Sales of goods are 28% down on those in the fi...

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