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Funny story: Eco Warrior Dies In Christmas Shock

Eco Warrior Dies In Christmas Shock

An 18 year old eco-warrior has died this weekend, after her attempts to save the planet went horribly wrong. Clara 'Serendipity' Parker took a stand against what she called the UK's 'mass culling' of over 6 million Christmas trees, by protesting o…

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Funny story: Taco Bell Has Over 1.6 Million Christmas Burritos Left

Taco Bell Has Over 1.6 Million Christmas Burritos Left

ENCHILADA LAKE, California – (Satire News) – The executives at Taco Bell are not happy with the holiday food planning department, after their festive Taco Bell Christmas Burritos promotion went over like a pair of seedless maracas. The fast food c…

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Funny story: The Hallmark Movie Channel Has Just Filmed Its 500th Christmas-Themed Movie

The Hallmark Movie Channel Has Just Filmed Its 500th Christmas-Themed Movie

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Christmas holiday season may be over, but not for the Hallmark Movie Channel. Executives with the network have announced that they’ve just finished filming their 500th Christmas-themed movie. The film’s title is…

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Funny story: Man Shops For 2021, 2022 And 2023 Christmas Presents Whilst There Are Still Shops

Man Shops For 2021, 2022 And 2023 Christmas Presents Whilst There Are Still Shops

A man who likes to plan well in advance has revealed how he has been doing a super-excessive amount of shopping recently, not just for Christmas this year, but also for the upcoming Christmases of 2021, 2022, and 2023, whilst there are still shops in…

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Funny story: Only 363 Shopping Days Left To Christmas!

Only 363 Shopping Days Left To Christmas!

It may only recently have been the festive shopping and gift-giving extravaganza that is Christmas Day, but many retail outlets are already busy restocking their shelves and advertising that there's no time to waste, and that there are now only 363 s…

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Funny story: The Queen Shows Her Cheek In Christmas Speech

The Queen Shows Her Cheek In Christmas Speech

Every Christmas Day, the Queen makes a speech to the nation. Usually, it is a dull reminder of events that happened during the year, but yesterday, it appeared that her scriptwriter was Kenneth Williams (or Alan Carr, more likely, because Williams is…

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Funny story: Santa Claus Feared Dead

Santa Claus Feared Dead

There are worrying reports coming in this morning, after it was claimed that Santa Claus, who, without fail, turns up at the home of every good child in the world on 25 December, did not turn up last night. Concerned members of the public jammed t…

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Funny story: Man Disappointed That Santa Claus Didn't Visit

Man Disappointed That Santa Claus Didn't Visit

Geoff Lone, 46, of Chaffinch St Cock, was bitterly disappointed that he did not receive a visit from Santa Claus on Christmas night. "I waited by the fireplace until the sun came up," slurred the gin-soaked former builder. "He never came." Mr L…

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Funny story: Man In Supermarket Heard Chinese Assassination Of Wham!'s 'Last Christmas', And Wished It Were Already January

Man In Supermarket Heard Chinese Assassination Of Wham!'s 'Last Christmas', And Wished It Were Already January

A man who was aimlessly ambling along the aisles of a supermarket earlier today, has revealed how he had a frightening aural experience when he was forced to listen to the strains of a Cinese singer as he completely annihilated the Wham! classic, 'La…

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Funny story: God Says Jesus Upset His Birthday To Be Played Down This Year

God Says Jesus Upset His Birthday To Be Played Down This Year

God, the Supreme Being and creator of the universe and everything in it, has said that his son, Jesus Christ, is upset that his birthday on December 25 will not be celebrated with the usual fervour this year, due to Coronavirus restrictions. Chris…

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Funny story: BBC Announces Christmas Paint-Drying Marathon

BBC Announces Christmas Paint-Drying Marathon

The BBC has released its plans for Christmas viewing, and, unlike other years which featured new cutting edge topical shows like 'Dad's Army', 'The Two Ronnies', and 'Are You Being Served?', this year they have plans for new experimental comedy. T…

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Funny story: Queen's Christmas Day Message Edited For Expletives

Queen's Christmas Day Message Edited For Expletives

You know it's been a bad year when even Her Majesty the Queen starts to swear, but that's exactly what happened ladt week, when, making the recording for her traditional Christmas Day address to the nation, the royal let fly with a volley of expletiv…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Reveals What She Wants For Christmas

Demi Lovato Reveals What She Wants For Christmas

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Singer, Demetria Devonne Lovato, recently told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle, that one thing for certain is that she has definitely had her share of ups and downs this year. Lovato has been in and out of rehab…

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Funny story: Santa Claus Outed As The Devil

Santa Claus Outed As The Devil

In news that will have most people questioning why they were unable to see it all along, it's been alleged that Father Christmas, the benevolent old man who delivers millions of gifts to children all over the world every December 25, has an alter-ego…

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Funny story: Christmas 2020 cancelled! Not because of Corona! Virgin Mary has gone AWOL!

Christmas 2020 cancelled! Not because of Corona! Virgin Mary has gone AWOL!

(NOT EDITED) Lovers of a global annual feast called Christmas, sponsored by Coca Cola, are going 'bananas' as Christian leaders have decided to cancel the 'mega-bash' this year. Other religious fraternities do not give a 'hoot' about this massive…

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Funny story: Geoff Texas reveals his favourite Christmas country songs

Geoff Texas reveals his favourite Christmas country songs

Country artist Geoff Texas reveals exclusively to TheSpoof his all-time favourite Christmas country songs. The singer said, "We all enjoy carols like Happy Christmas To You, Like A Virgin or It's Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Jesus." "But Chris…

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Funny story: Nicki Minaj Promises Her Christmas Album Does Not Contain Any “N’ Words

Nicki Minaj Promises Her Christmas Album Does Not Contain Any “N’ Words

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One of the most popular rappers in America has just assured the entertainment media that her just-released Christmas album contains no "N" words whatsoever. Minaj spoke with Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo,…

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