Help Richard Dawkins this Christmas and scoop 50K!

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Thursday, 1 December 2011

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At this festive time of year, it is customary to help those less fortunate than yourself. This year, the plight of atheists and evolutionists is at its most dire for years.

Since the fable of evolution was swallowed up by the terminally gullible and stupid, the puzzle of the materialistic explanation for the origins of life has been one of the thousands of unanswered and ignored questions about evolution. After all, how can even the whimsy of evolution work on non living objects?

Contrary to widespread propaganda, and the blatant lies spread throughout classrooms around the World, a scientific materialist explanation for the origins of life does not exist. Evolution fundamentalists, such as Richard Dawkins, often claim that 'science' is close to explaining this problem for them, but this deception does not satisfy those who are not willing to be spoon fed lies. How is it even possible to be close to explaining something?

That's why Dawkins is promoting a fellow atheists plight, in trying to find a plausible explanation for life coming from non life.

Although atheists cling to the belief that life does indeed somehow come from non life, a cash windfall of $50,000 is available to anyone who can actually explain how such magic works.

However, don't be disillusioned into thinking that suggesting such crass and tired ideas that 'life started in volcanic thermal vents' or 'lightening sparked the first lifeform in a primordial soup'. There is a list of questions which the prizegivers need answering before they part with the booty. They are the very same kind of questions that genuine scientists have been asking evolutionists for years.

Those offering the cash are acutely aware that there current materialistic hypothesis is a tissue of unprovable anecdotes, and so are going to make you work for your money. They are also aware that there are some real scientists who require empirical evidence before accepting mere pipe dreams as scientific fact.

This confession of ignorance on Dawkins own website highlights the desperation that is felt throughout the supernatural world of evolutionary thought.

This news might shock many atheists/evolutionists who stupidly believe the nonsense which is dribbled out as science these days. Dawkins for example seems more inclined to believe that life originated in somewhere in outer space, than attempt to explain what he evidently thinks is less plausible - that life came from non life here on Earth. Of course this notion merely pushes the problem of origins into a further field of speculation.

Be quick though! If you hope to be in with a chance of winning the cash, all entries have to be in by 31st December 2011. See Dawkins own website for further details!

[Note: although this is a 'spoof' news item, this article, is in fact true. Really.]

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