Christmas 2021 is officially cancelled this year, as it has been confirmed that raven-haired Welsh rocker Shakin Stevens found a grey hair while brushing his teeth this morning.
Shaky, real name Michael Parratt, 97, has been entertaining people who love their fifties-style music to be a slightly-shitter version of Elvis since 1938, with hits such as ‘Oh Julie (Don’t You Just Love My Black Hair)’, This Ole House (Contains No Just For Men Whatsoever) and of course, his biggest hit, Merry Christmas Everyone (And I Hope You Didn’t Get Me Just For Men, Cause I Don’t Need It, What With My Lovely Jet Black Hair).
On hearing the news, Shaky fan Pepsie Ann Shirley said, “Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without Shaky and his jet black hair – and he looks awful now. With his youthful looks, he could have opened my green door anytime, but not now he’s got a grey hair. He looks ridiculous.”
