Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

Written by Moose&Squirell

Thursday, 3 May 2007

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Britney Spears wows them with karaoke performance in San Diego's House of Boobs

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD TRACKER)--Britney Spears pop diva and toxic twat of the limelight of stupidity has done it again. Where Britney walks trouble follows, but, this time it may be deliberate. Nude & topless photos have begun to make there way to the Net.

Britney has recently begun to tone down her figure and has returned to the stage performing in small "diva dives" in San Diego & Orange County, anyway, let's get back to her nude & topless photos.

We have seen her bottomless and now topless, but the pictures we would all like to see are her X-rays...don't you think?! Look inside the real Britney Spears and see what makes her "Tick"..."Tock"!

How about a brain scan? Yeah that is what I would like to see! Just what is going on inside the bubble brain of Britney Spears and maybe we would begin to answer that one question that's been on everyone's mind , "What kind of bubble brain does it take to read about bubbled-brained Britney Spears?!"

Think about it...if you can. Don't hurt yourself!

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