Britney Spears Insists That Her Pussy Is Not Lopsided

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Monday, 2 January 2023

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"Brit's pussy used to be skewed, but NOT anymore." -DENNIS RODMAN

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Britney Spears the blonde songstress, who is 41, but looks 39, told a reporter with The Daily Drama, that contrary to what two ex-boyfriends have said, her muffin (aka beaver) is not at all lopsided.

Spears told Cinderella St. Lamb, that it used to be lopsided, but that was before she paid, quite a lot of money to have it straightened.

Britney, who is a native of the Mosquito-Infested state of Louisiana, said that she had to wear a crotch cast for five weeks, but once the cast came off she noticed that she had the hooha (vagina) of a 19-year-old.

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