Britney Spears vagina is #1

Written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 5 December 2006

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Spears' Vagina is #1

The results are in for the most popular internet searches and yes, you guessed it, Britney Spears vagina was the most looked into key word on the net. Of course, said a Yahoo spokeswoman, Britney would have still been #1 even without her vagina in the picture.

It appears Britney's fan base is equally balanced male to female contributing to her staggering numbers. The recent problems Ms Spears has been having with her wardrobe and exiting low to the ground sports cars has brought that statistic heavily to the male side.

Coming in second and third are World Wrestling Entertainment and sex kitten Shakira. tied with the Iraq war.

Adding greatly to the popularity of the WWE is most likely rednecks and the movie, "The Marine", starring John Cena

When the searches were focused on news stories celebrities came in first and second again.

First was the tragic Steve Irwin stingray accident and second Anna Nicole Smith's son's death.

When she was contacted about the results Shakira said, hey, I only used my music this year, next year I plan many wardrobe malfunctions too.

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Buck E. Filbert
Dec 5 2006

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