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Funny story: The WNBA names Britney Spears Sports Bra the best in the business

The WNBA names Britney Spears Sports Bra the best in the business

The Sports Bet Gazette has just revealed that the new Britney Spears Sports Bra has just been named "The Best Sports Bra in The Sports World" by the Women's National Basketball Association. Kia Nurse with the Seattle Storm stated that she has has…

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper admits that Britney Spears has "ungayed" him

Anderson Cooper admits that Britney Spears has "ungayed" him

In the 'All Things Are Possible" department, LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa broke the story that Anderson Cooper revealed to her that since meeting and getting to know blonde songstress Britney Spears he is thrilled to announce that he is no lo…

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Funny story: Britney Spears reveals that she had a vagina tightening procedure done

Britney Spears reveals that she had a vagina tightening procedure done

Britney Spears has had two kids and she recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle that some of her feminine body parts are not as nubile, perky, and frisky as they used to be. The 41-year-old singer, dancer, actress, marath…

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Funny story: Britney Spears' reusable tampons "flood the market"

Britney Spears' reusable tampons "flood the market"

Walmart is proud to announce that they are the first retail chain in the USA to carry the new, amazing Britney Spears Reusable Tampons. According to New Products Institute spokeswoman Paula Muskogee, the new reusable tampons are the greatest thing…

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Funny story: Britney Spears' "just say no to drugs" program is a big success in 49 states

Britney Spears' "just say no to drugs" program is a big success in 49 states

The US DEA has just stated that Britney Spears' "Just Say Hell No To Drugs" program is a tremendous hit in 49 of the states. A spokesman for the DEA, Lionel Boocastle, divulged that the only state where the drug program did not work was in Alabama…

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper spotted frolocking at a nude beach down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper spotted frolocking at a nude beach down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

One of the nation's most unlikely couple is quickly becoming "America's Favorite Couple." Blonde songstress Britney "Oops! I Did It Again" Spears and her so-called BFF Anderson "Andy" Cooper were recently spotted down in Cabo San Lucas' infamous n…

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper get matching tattoos

Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper get matching tattoos

Britney Spears recently told Traci Diddle with the National Rumblings that she was shocked to learn that Anderson Cooper is quite the stud in the kitchen...wait...kitchen?! She told Miss Diddle that she had always heard that he played for the othe…

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin to star in the R-rated TV reality show, "The Misadventures of the Cougar MILFs"

Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin to star in the R-rated TV reality show, "The Misadventures of the Cougar MILFs"

LaLaLand Daily reports that three of the hottest females have just signed to star in the Bravisimo Network reality show, "The Misadventures of The Cougar MILFs." Willow Tulsa with LaLa, stated that Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin…

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Funny story: In a shocking revelation Britney Spears admits that she and Anderson Cooper are dating

In a shocking revelation Britney Spears admits that she and Anderson Cooper are dating

In a revelation that has shocked the celebrity media from Broadway in New York City to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills comes word that none other than the "Oops Girl" herself, Britney Spears is dating the silver haired CNN host Anderson Cooper. Britn…

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Funny story: Britney Spears records an album of "Songs From The Vietnam War"

Britney Spears records an album of "Songs From The Vietnam War"

Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buck Yazoo excitedly reveals that the pop sensation and self-proclaimed "Oops Girl," Britney Spears, has just unleashed her latest musical masterpiece upon the world. Titled "Songs From The Vietnam War," this 12-song…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Britney Spears record a duet

Taylor Swift and Britney Spears record a duet

Following months of whispered rumors in the pop world, Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buck Yazoo has unearthed a sensational story involving two of the music world's sexiest blondes collaborating on a new song. According to Yazoo's exclusive report…

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Funny story: Britney Spears' glow-in-the-dark bubble wrap onesies are selling like pancakes at IHOP

Britney Spears' glow-in-the-dark bubble wrap onesies are selling like pancakes at IHOP

According to The QuinniPinni Polling Agency, the Britney Spears Glow-In-the-Dark Bubble Wrap Onesies have burst onto the scene, popping with popularity! Reports indicate that people of all ages, from toddlers to adults, can't resist the addictive…

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Funny story: A woman from Louisiana alleges that she is Britney Spears' real biological mother

A woman from Louisiana alleges that she is Britney Spears' real biological mother

LaLaLand Daily is exclusively revealing a sensational claim made by a waitress at a quirky seafood diner, who boldly asserts that she is none other than the true mother of the iconic blonde songstress, Britney Spears! The enigmatic woman, identifi…

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Funny story: Britney Spears' new children's book tops the New York best seller chart

Britney Spears' new children's book tops the New York best seller chart

Britney Spears who sings, dances, and is a sensational handywoman, has now added children's book writer to her repertoire. Sangria Wine with The Dip Sheet News writes that Britney's new book is a fantastic debut, taking the world of children's boo…

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Funny story: The Winner of The 2023 Handyman Illustrated Magazine's Best Photo Is Britney Spears

The Winner of The 2023 Handyman Illustrated Magazine's Best Photo Is Britney Spears

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - In a stunning upset, pop sensation Britney Spears has won the coveted Handyman Illustrated Magazine's Best Photo award for her picture titled "Oops! I Fixed It Again." The photo features a beaming Spears plugging the…

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Funny story: Britney Spears' New Beer Hits The Market

Britney Spears' New Beer Hits The Market

MILWAUKEE - (Spoof News) - Move over, Dos Equis guy - there's a new beer spokesperson in town, and she's not just a pretty face! Pop sensation Britney Spears has teamed up with a Milwaukee brewery to launch her very own brew: "Drink Me Baby One More…

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Surprising New Photos Have Everyone Talking!

Britney Spears' Surprising New Photos Have Everyone Talking!

LA BREA, Cailfornia - (Spoof News) - Britney Spears has become famous recently with her home improvement projects, but it seems her latest project has caused quite a stir. Photos of the "Oops...I Did It Again" singer furiously banging her big ham…

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