Rihanna Buys An Infamous Nudist Resort

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 18 April 2013

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Rihanna purchased a nudist resort that had once belonged to Britney Spears. (Photo by El NiƱo).

PETALUMA, California - Singer Rihanna, who is not shy when it comes to showing skin, has just announced that she has made an interesting purchase.

The Caribbean beauty has just bought The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort in Petaluma.

The nudist resort was originally purchased by Britney Spears in 2009, but the "Oops!...I Did It Again" girl sold it in 2011.

Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune asked Rihanna why she would want to purchase a nudist resort.

She replied that she did it to help get her mind off of her ex-boyfriend, the lying, cheating, no good scumbag Chris Brown.

Miss Mixx remarked that it was a damn good reason but wondered why it had taken her so gosh darn long to figure out that Chris is Chris and he will never ever change.

Rihanna shook her head and said that she figures it was simply because she was naive and she fell for all of the mumbo jumbo sweet talking BS 101 that he fed her.

She took a sip from her can of Aye Caramba Beer and said that she should have realized that Chris is nothing but the black version of that other alley cat punk John "The Player" Mayer.

In Other News. Zydeco Dupree writes in his book Trivia Territory that Hummingbirds are the only birds in existence that do not have tonsils.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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