Bezos-Musk Inc., Have Just Purchased The Largest Jalapeno Factory In All of Mexico
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The biggest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk Inc., has just completed negotiations to acquire the largest jalapeño factory in Mexico. Jeff Bezos told The Grandiose News Agency that the factory was started by the…
Read full storyCocaine Is Found Inside a Shipment of Maracas From Mexico
EL PASO, Texas - (Satire News) - US Customs agents have seized an 18-wheeler truck with Iowa license plates at the Cesar Chavez Commemorative Bridge that was transporting an illegal drug. The drug was "Sinaloan Smooth" cocaine, and it was found in…
Read full storyThe Spoof Press Cleared By British Courts Of Illegal Eavesdropping, Hacking Or Wire Tapping
Whew! Pass the gin. Time to celebrate! The Spoof writers cleared of any hostile intentions in their professional reporting. The High Court in London has cleared all The Spoof writers accused of infringing on the private lives of celebrities like E…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Tijuana, Mexico Has Cancelled It's Cinco de Mayo Celebration
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News has just announced that it is canceling its yearly Cinco de Mayo festivities. A spokesperson for the Tijuana city council explained that in a city where gunfire rages almost 24/7, the town lea…
Read full storyDo you remember when Liz Truss was Prime Minister?
Mr. Raymond Ving here again. I wrote that article you liked about staples. I also wrote that article you liked about paperclips. Anyway, yesterday I had a flashback, and it was really weird. I thought that at one point Liz Truss had been our Pr…
Read full storyOffice Joker not that funny
Although he has said he is the office joker, Wayne Hemmingway is not that funny and never has been. The real office joker is Brent David, who as well as being charming and debonair, has a great sense of humour that attracts the ladies. Speaking…
Read full storyMan's watches telling the right time for the first time in six months
Gary Johnson has seven watches, and for a change, all of them are telling the right time. He has another seven watches that are now an hour out. "Yes, like most men, I have a series of winter watches and a series of summer watches so that when the…
Read full storyLiz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Open Up A Fancy Lingerie Shop On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole's newly formed company, named HurCo, has just opened up their first of many stores. This one is called The Queen Liz and Queen Cheryl Lingerie Shoppe. It is located on the ritzy…
Read full storyA Hezbollah Terrorist Spotted At a Jack in The Box In Brooklyn
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - A known Hezbollah terrorist was recently spotted eating at a Jack in The Box in Brooklyn. The operative, known as Izzi Khan Boo, was sitting by himself eating two ultimate cheeseburgers, waffle fries, and drinking from a…
Read full storyA Taliban Terrorist Found Living In Trump Tower
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Press Extra is reporting that a notorious Taliban operative has been found living in Trump Tower. The terrorist is named Moosa Bin Wakeen, and he had been staying on the floor right below the suite of Melania and Barron…
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