BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole's newly formed company, named HurCo, has just opened up their first of many stores.
This one is called The Queen Liz and Queen Cheryl Lingerie Shoppe.
It is located on the ritzy Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, next door to The First Celebrity National Bank, and in front of Lady Chatterley's House of Mmmm-Mmmm Massages.
Liz said that the shop is for the rich, the very rich, and the extremely filthy rich, such as the Kardashians, Taylor Swift, J.Lo, Oprah Winfrey, and Mrs. Jose Altuve.
"The shop will be carrying the new Liz Hurley Designer 48-Hour Tampons and the Cheryl Cole 24-Karat Solid Gold Nipple Rings," she added.
