Is Donald Trump A Mob Boss Or White Collar Criminal?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 11 December 2021

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"I never cheat at golf."

Well, Trump fudges on his finances and tax returns. When he wants a bank loan, he exaggerates the value of his property to be used as collateral, but when filing tax returns says the same property is worthless.

Sounds criminal but kind of white collarish.

“Everybody does that,” say his lawyers.

Oh yeah? What about mom and pop grocery stores, or shoe repair shops? Can college students get a deduction on their student loan if they fail a class? Maybe they drop out of college, will their student loan be canceled and will they be reimbursed?

“Well, gee whiz! What did I get in return?

So placing white collar crimes aside, does Trump act more like a mob boss? His Vice President Mike Pence must be thinking, “You bet!”

Against Trump’s advice, when Pence went ahead and confirmed Joe Biden as the winner of the 2020 Presidential Election on January 6th, Trump followers marched to the Capitol with a hangman’s scaffolding and erected it to hang Mike Pence.

Someone must have fingered Pence and given Trump’s followers the green light. Secret Service weren’t scratching their heads. They quickly scooted away the Vice President and his family to safety.

If a Republican candidate says boo about Donald Trump, Trump runs a red-eyed conservative against him. The Republican who said boo retires.

So it seems like Donald Trump, the former game show moderator, bone spur draft dogger, pussy grabber, Lysol-Clorox practitioner, and super poor loser, behaves like both a mob boss and white collar criminal.

And they say he also cheats at golf.

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