Joe Biden Says That Tara Sara is an Even Bigger Liar That Old “Grab ‘em By The-You-Know-What” Trump
DOVER, Delaware – Joe Biden said that, if he had a nickel for everytime that someone falsely accused him of being inappropriate, he would probably have over 6,000 nickels. Biden spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and commented th...
Read full storyJoe Biden Selects New York Governor Andrew Cuomo For His Vice President
Women around the country are protesting Joe Biden’s selection of Mario Cuomo’s son Andrew as his vice president. Women are upset, furious, taking out their pink vagina hats, putting them on, carrying placards and marching in cities across the nation.
Read full storyClap Or Die
As the “Clap For Carers” movement gathers pace around the country, many hardcore Brexiteers are worried that it doesn’t go far enough, and are calling on the government to step in and enforce it on those who aren't joining in. Every Thursday even...
Read full storyUnderground clubs open for people to get close
In a dark cobbled alley in Manchester, a steady trickle of people enter a hidden basement doorway. This is one of the city's new underground "approchement" clubs which have sprung up in the last few weeks. Inside, patrons are permitted to sit clos...
Read full storyOyster-Catching Trip Was Extremely Arduous
A man who was invited to take his family on an oyster-catching excursion at an artificial inland waterway in the Cambodian countryside, has told how the exciting prospect descended into near-chaos when no oysters were caught, and the party, travellin...
Read full storyNashville Man Awakens from Dark Night of Soul Feeling a Little Groggy
After wrestling into the dark hours of the night with shame, self-abandonment, and bafflement as to what his life even meant, Randy Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee, awakened the next morning feeling a little groggy. “Yeah, normally I jump up brigh...
Read full storyMan's Brother-In-Law Seems To Have Only One T-shirt
A man has revealed the sad tale of how his brother-in-law always wears exactly the same old, worn-out T-shirt, leading anyone who cares to come to a conclusion, to the conclusion that it is the only one he owns. Moys Kenwood, 56, regularly sees hi...
Read full storyMeghan Markle Approached To Play Eve Harrington In Remake Of All About Eve
Rumor has it, and no one knows where this rumor began, that Meghan Markle, Mrs. Prince Harry, has been approached to play in the remake of All About Eve, performing as Eve Harrington. A comfortable shoe fit role she could easily portray, there is a d...
Read full storyTen Things To Do While Sheltering-in-Place
TEN THINGS TO DO WHILE SHELTERING-IN-PLACE 1. Learn how to play an unusual instrument (like the accordion, the glockenspiel, or the vuvuzela). 2. Tell your kids that you are all going to learn a second language (Mandarin Chinese, Mescalero Apac...
Read full storyNew York City Mafia Members are Refusing to Shelter-in-Place
Brooklyn – The head of one of New York City’s most notorious crime families, says that he and his ‘employees’ will not shelter-in-place, and there is no one who can make them. A reporter with The New York World Register newspaper recently talked t...
Read full storyJimmy Kimmel to Host a Debate Between CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Fox News’ Sean Hannity
LOS ANGELES – ABC has stated that they are finalizing the plans to have a debate on the virtual Jimmy Kimmel Show. Network executives have talked to both Anderson Cooper and Sean Hannity, and both men have agreed to appear on the show. Hannity...
Read full storyBanks to Customers: The Secret to Enduring the Coronavirus Pandemic is to Borrow More Money...Do Your Part!
(Cincinnati, OH) Here in the US city with the largest concentration of banks per capita, bankers joined Governor Mike DeWine in the much-anticipated “Reopening of Ohio” by offering special loans and other incentives to what would traditionally be co...
Read full storyJoe’s Wife Accuses Him Of Lying About His Golf Game
BILLINGSGATE POST: Ultimately, truth matters. Although it is understandable that an old man can’t remember digitally penetrating an aide twenty-seven years ago - especially when one’s memory erase is set for two days - you best have your game plan t...
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