Pussy Riot Tells President Trump To Stop Playing Their Songs At His MAGA Campaign Rallies

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 22 June 2020

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The three members of Pussy Riot have said that no one on Earth gives them the creeps like Trump does.

NEW YORK CITY – The popular Russian all-female punk rock band, Pussy Riot, has sent President Trump's campaign a seize and desist letter.

A spokesperson for the band has said that The Tweet Creep does not have permission to play the band’s hit songs at his political campaign rallies, or at any white extremist events that he may attend.

The spokesperson, who was angrier than a giant with jock itch, went on to say that the three erotic girls in the band cannot stand the pussy-grabbing, pathological-lying, weasel-faced Divider-in-Chief.

The Pussy Riot song, which climbed all the way up to the number 4 slot on the Punk Rock Chart is titled, “Give Me Vodka, And My Private Parts Are Yours Until Thursday”.

The song has a catchy melody and quasi-titillating lyrics. It has been recorded by such well-known artists as Taylor Swift, The Quesadilla Sisters, Adele, Willie Nelson, and Zombie Zulu Yo.

SIDENOTE: Music Moments Magazine reports that Pussy Riot is the favorite band of Mrs. Mitch McConnell.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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