"Astronuts" - Houston Fans Can't Wait for MLB Season to Start
Minute Maid Park, Houston, TX. Reporter Woof Blister sends an SOS - Spoof On Sports. Although opening day for the 2020 major league baseball season is still undecided, Houston Astros fans are already at the ball park each day, anxious for the season…
Read full storyWhat If You Gave A Party And Nobody Came?
What if you were having a big celebration? A comeback party. Say, from a coronavirus quarantine, where a million people promised to attend. Confidently, you announced it to the media several times, adding that there would be an overflow area for...
Read full storyHillary’s Pink Pantsuit Statue Goes Down In Nation’s Capital
BILLINGSGATE POST: Hillary Clinton’s statue toppled by demonstrators. The Good: Hillary wasn’t riding a horse. The Bad: No one knew the difference. The Ugly: She was wearing a pink pantsuit. Outside Hillary Clinton’s mansion in Washington...
Read full storyStarr charged with being socially annoying
Ex-Beatles drummer, Richard Starkey, affectionately known as Ringo Starr, was today taken into custody by the LAPD and charged with being a public nuisance. Starr has recently been busy on all the social.media platforms, including YouTube and Ins…
Read full storyFriend With Tinnitus Ruins Another Road Trip Singalong
One of the friends you invited on the weekend trip to the shore has tinnitus, so don’t turn the volume up too high. Jake Miller, 24, was diagnosed with tinnitus two years ago. Tinnitus is an underlying condition of many ear issues, that results i...
Read full storySleepy Joe Gives Order To Not Resuscitate Him If He Wins Election
BILLINGSGATE POST: Sleepy Joe Biden wants to go out quietly. He said he would be watching the election results from his basement headquarters while laid out horizontally on his favorite Naugahyde BarcaLounger. His wife, err...sister, was given o...
Read full storyJohn Bolton Book Queues Latest
The interest surrounding the release, on Tuesday, of the book written by the former US National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has prompted countless thousands of scandal-hunting readers to form queues outside bookstores in most major cities this mor...
Read full storyMan's Feet Looked Silly After He Got Sunburnt Whilst Wearing Flip-Flops
A man who should, perhaps, have given more consideration to the kind of footwear he was wearing whilst out in the sun, has been left with silly-looking feet due to sunburn. Moys Kenwood, 56, has been wearing flip-flops during his extended enforced…
Read full storyDie-Hard NASCAR Fans At Talladega Say They’ll Fly Their Confederate Flags and No One is Going to Stop Them
TALLADEGA, Alabama – The NASCAR Cup Series Race may have more action in the stands and in the infield than on the racetrack itself. Some of the good old boys, who carry around AR-13 semiautomatic weapons and grenade launchers, have said that no on...
Read full storyPresident Trump Shocks the Sports World By Saying That He Thinks Colin Kaepernick Deserves a Second Chance
PITTSBURGH – The President flew into Pittsburgh to see a specialist about a bone spur that could be forming on his tiny, little right finger. While he was there, he was asked by a reporter with the Pittsburgh Pronouncer-Telegram about the NFL seas...
Read full storySpain’s Leading Matador Will Be Playing Professional Soccer in The USA
NEW YORK CITY – Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gazette, is reporting that Spain’s leading bullfighter, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has just signed a contract to play for the New York Red Bulls of Major League Soccer (MLS) in the United States. T...
Read full storyPussy Riot Tells President Trump To Stop Playing Their Songs At His MAGA Campaign Rallies
NEW YORK CITY – The popular Russian all-female punk rock band, Pussy Riot, has sent President Trump's campaign a seize and desist letter. A spokesperson for the band has said that The Tweet Creep does not have permission to play the band’s hit son...
Read full storySome Long-Time NASCAR Fans Now Want The LGBTQ Flag Banned
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – There is a group of die-hard NASCAR fans who are of the tit-for-tat persuasion. They are still reeling from the auto racing giant’s decision to ban the Confederate flag at all racetracks. Many have said that they will nev...
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