Fauci and Newsom get down to it in dark little club on collapsing virus narrative
Inside sources have provided video coverage of an important political meeting to discuss the current state of the pandemic. Problems: *shrinking virus narrative; *credibility gap increasing; *perception management campaign weakening; *et...
Read full storyTrump promises Aunt Jemima a top White House Christmas tree
President Trump, in an effort to appeal to black voters, stated they will all get a big surprise in their stockings this year. "I'm having a fantastic tree topper of Aunt Jemima made for the White House Christmas tree. In addition to tha…
Read full storyBiden Plays With His Pet Mouse While Trump Mocks Him
BILLINGSGATE POST: The contrast couldn’t be greater. While President Trump was electrifying his faithful, explaining why one should never wear leather-soled shoes while going down a steel ramp, Joe Biden was laid out on his Naugahyde BarcaLounger, p...
Read full storyGrayling The Chair
Chris Grayling is to be appointed as the new Chair of the Intelligence Committee as the UK government goes through another restructuring. But for those lefty commentators rubbing their hands in glee at this clear own goal from Boris Johnson, things m...
Read full storyTrump’s Tulsa Rally Totally Underwhelming
TULSA – The President boasted that he had mailed out one million invitations to his Tulsa Presidential Campaign Rally. Well, it appears that about 999,300 must have gotten lost in the mail, because professional estimators said that there were only...
Read full storyNew York’s "Tiz The Law" Wins The 152nd Running of The Belmont Stakes
ELMONT, New York – Jockey Manny Franco rode number 8, Tiz The Law, to victory at the Belmont Stakes before a crowd estimated to be about 103, including two hot dog vendors, three security guards, and a stand-up comedian. "TTL", as Anderson Cooper...
Read full storyAlabama Has Just Banned Reruns of The Old “Dukes of Hazzard” TV Sit-Com
MONTGOMERY, Alabama – The state of Alabama, known for producing cotton balls, cotton underwear, cotton candy, and guacamole mix, has just informed its TV viewing citizens of a decision that is going to piss off a lot of Goobers, Gomers, and Goobettes...
Read full storyThe White House Shoots Down Melania’s “Be Nice” Program
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source inside the White House has revealed that Melania Trump is furious at having had her new personal program shot down by the White House staff. The first lady recently talked to her BFF, Meghan Markle, and the former Duche...
Read full storyMcDonalds Announces That Their Happy Meals Are Going To Go Way Up In Price
CHICAGO – Meat prices have been skyrocketing across the nation due to the Cow Branding Scandal. Meat packers report that they have no choice but to raise the price on all meat products, from woodchuck steaks to filet du flamingo. Meanwhile, a s...
Read full storyMan Became Confused About John Bolton And Joe Biden
A man who, by his own admittance, is largely unfamiliar with the subject of US Politics, made an astonishing and barely-believable blunder this morning, when, thinking up a ridiculous story for publication on TheSpoof.com, he inexplicably confused fo...
Read full storyFootball Riot Sparks Call For Change In Policing
A major disturbance during a top football match sparked calls for improved security and policing if a repeat of the disgraceful scenes of violence was to be avoided. The incident happened way back in 1974, but I've only just remembered it. The...
Read full storyTrump Astonished At Judge's Decision To Allow John Bolton Book To Go Ahead
President Trump has expressed astonishment at a judge's decision to allow the publication of former National Security Adviser John Bolton's book to go ahead as planned on Tuesday. According to several different White House sources, the President w...
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