Donald Trump Sends His Congratulations To The SS
Even fake news can’t make this stuff up. The Bunker Guy, also known as the Archie Bunker Guy, sent his congratulations to the SS for doing such a great job, overcoming peaceful protesters, demonstrating against police brutality near St. John’s Episc…
Read full storyWhy You Can’t Leave Hotel California: The Blue Heeler Bites Back
BILLINGSGATE POST: If you listen carefully to the lyrics of Hotel California, by The Eagles, you might easily make the mistake of over-analyzing the song; attributing inappropriate metaphors to decipher the true meanings of the lyrics. Have you e…
Read full storyTrump To Sue CNN For 30% Poll Result
Donald Trump, also known as The Bunker Guy, or The Creature From The Black Lagoon, is miffed by the most recent poll taken by CNN. Surprise, surprise, it indicates Trump has fallen into the 30% range, as in 38%. Caramba! That’s good news for Ameri…
Read full storyHydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?
Commercial for Hydroxychloroqen, with President Trump standing in a Right Maid drugstore, at a counter, without a mask. Do you have concerns about mild memory loss related to aging or illness? Hydroxychloroqen is the number 1 pharmacist-recomme...
Read full storyDominic Cummings Plays Down His Resemblance To Coronation Street's Pat Phelan
Dominc Cummings, the hatchet man of Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has tried to play down suggestions that he is actually former Coronation Street character, hatchet man, Pat Phelan. Cummings was in the news recently for breaking his own lockdown r...
Read full storyMan Had Writer's Block
A man who tentatively refers to himself as a writer when he contributes not infrequently to an online satirical news outlet, has told of how he became afflicted with the well-known stumbling block of scribblers the world over, when he came down with...
Read full storyIreland Tells The Heavy Metal Band, The C-19, To Change It’s Name
DUBLIN – Ireland’s Department of Decency in Naming has just informed the popular Irish heavy metal band, C-19, that they will have to change their band name. Band frontman Doolin Tipperary, asked why in the world would they have to change it. H...
Read full storyPresident Trump To Re-Start His MAGA Campaign Rallies – Bleach Provided Upon Request
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump just made tens of millions of Democrats happy as hell. "The Orange Mess" has just announced that he will be starting up his MAGA campaign rallies in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the Sooner or Later Arena. Trump, who ha...
Read full storyMitch McConnell Voted The Ugliest Senator in the Senate
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A nationwide poll was recently conducted which dealt strictly on looks. A total of 901,883 individuals were asked to rate each one of the United States senators as far as looks go. A 10 was for handsome and beautiful. And a 1 wa...
Read full storyMeteorologists Warn That an Asteroid the Size of Seattle is Heading For Mar-a-Lago
BANGOR, Maine – The East Coast Meteorological Council has just issued a report that should strike fear in President Trump. The ECMC has said that an asteroid the size of Seattle is heading directly for Mar-a-Lago, Florida, Trump’s Southern White H...
Read full storyMeghan Markle Hired by Victoria's Secret to Model Skimpy Bikini Swimsuits
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, and wife of Prince Harry, has just signed a very lucrative contract with Victoria’s Secret. The 38-year-old beauty has become very popular since returning to the states from merry old England. Markle...
Read full storyDonald Trump Finally Admits That He and Vladimir Putin Text Each Other on a Nightly Basis
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After first denying that he has ever met Russian leader Vladimir Putin, Trump has finally admitted that he and his Russian hero do in fact text each other on a nightly basis. POTUS said that they mainly just talk about the weath...
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