There are no stones left to be turned over ever since the BLM movement sped round the planet like Concorde did many years ago. Anything that resembles color, ethnic background, ethnic minorities, or race-related events, is now being exposed, and that's good!
However, the human race can take this slightly too far. For example, no more black coffee to be ordered, no more white Cafe Latte, no more The Mighty Reds, not Liverpool, United, no more Yellow Custard, no more brown Brownies, no more white chocolate, and certainly no more black licorice! The list is endless!
In the US, where the whole thing commenced, the sport world is making changes to their traditional names and a leading role are the Washington Redskins, how dare they? They will now be called 'The Washington Tomato-Skins' and Heinz Ketchup is their main sponsor!
Other US historical sport institutions are adjusting their names too!
The Chicago Bulls are now totally against discrimination towards bulls, buffaloes, or cows, and will now be called the Chicago Cojones!
The New Orleans Pelicans feel their name should be the New Orleans Homeless, with free entrance to games, and their shirt sponsors are 'Save the Pelicans!'
The Denver Nuggets will no longer discriminate against chickens. From now on, their name will be the Denver Gold Nuggets, to avoid any disrespect towards our feathered friends; they are very good 'eggs' aren't they.
The Chicago White Sox...No way could that continue, so they are now called the Chicago Non-Smell Sox, sponsored by Nike's non-smell Sox.
The Boston Red Sox, again out of respect for real indigenous Americans, are to now be called the Boston Tea Box; do you know why? Yes, Lipton Green Tea are now their main sponsors and aliens have not yet arrived.
The Baltimore Ravens, as anything that is black is forbidden, will now be called the Baltimore Parrots, multi-colored, of course!
Thanks to the BLM movement, the world is hoping that all references to anything black, red, yellow, pink, etc, in the international sport world will be banned, and become multi-colored. Global sport fans are not happy with the decisions, because they will have to bin all their replica shirts and merchandising, but who cares? The world is going totally mad anyway!
