WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has informed the news media about Trump’s latest Mount Rushmore idea.
The President, who is, perhaps, the most conceited individual since tennis player, John McEnroe, will sign a presidential executive order to take Roosevelt off of Mount Rushmore and replace him with the likeness of #45, Donald Johnny Trump.
Residents of both North and South Dakota are as upset as a giraffe with a sore throat.
One individual said that Trump needs to stop acting like Hitler, and start acting like a person who, at least, has some semblance of compassion for all of his fellow men, and not just for the white extremists.
Trump says that one of the perks of being a president, is that you can grab any woman by whatever body part you want, and, if she complains, all one has to do is deny, deny, deny.
The cost of the Mount Rushmore Trump Project is estimated to be about $792 million. POTUS said that the money will come from the Military Veterans Medicinal Program and the Crutches For Vets Program.