Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 4 July 2020

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The 38-year-old former NASCAR driver says she can hardly wait to become Mrs. Aaron Rodgers.

NEW YORK CITY – The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, and former NASCAR racer, Danica Patrick, have agreed to star in a reality show.

Rodgers said that he and his stunningly erotic live-in girlfriend were first approached about the show back on Valentine’s Day.

The two were parked in Aaron’s green and gold 2020 Lamborghini Huracan, and were making out in the parking lot of the world famous Zsa Zsa Gabor Celebrity Park located in Beverly Hills.

A talent agent recognized them, and pitched the reality show to them.

Friends of the twosome say that the two are perhaps one of the horniest couples in the nation. Aaron boasts that the two have so far used 47 different positions while making whoppie.

Danica chimed in and stated that they have a whole room dedicated to the various sex toys found throughout the civilized world, including six from Iceland.

Aaron and Danica will be shown in their mansion in Beverly Hills doing everyday things like swimming in the nude, barbecuing in the nude, and even playfully wrestling in the nude.

The show is titled “Looking In On Aaron & Danica’s Naked Life”.

A Bravo Network executive stated that they will be using lots of pixelation to cover up the various highly intimate body parts.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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