Man Wasn't Aware That Author Had Died From Syphilis
It's not usually the sort of thing most people consider when they pick up a book to read it, but when one man started reading at the weekend, he could hardly have been less prepared for the news he was about to learn about the nature of the author's…
Read full storyTrump’s Occupation Of Democratic Cities Started
He said he would win the next election, and his plan has been put into motion: Occupy stronghold Democratic cities, deny their vote, win four more years! A sample city presently being occupied is Portland, in Oregon, not Maine. So, Trump’s unma…
Read full storyWolfman Jack Statue Toppled: Anguished Howls Heard In The Night
BILLINGSGATE POST: Who would dare defy the God of Wolves? A self-styled demon himself, Wolfman Jack patterned himself after Fenrir, a monstrous wolf of Norse mythology. Fenrir was the issue of the demoniac god Loki and an Amazonian giantess named…
Read full storyAfter White House Trump To Make Porno Films?
Being a self-proclaimed young guy, with a high very, very high IQ, (regardless of having a friend take his SAT Exam) inquiring minds are wondering what Mr. Trump will do once he’s out of office. A sure bet would be going into films. He loves show-…
Read full storyGerman Jew Scolded for Refusing to Wear Piece of Cloth
BERLIN, GERMANY—Amid a national emergency and crumbling economy, two members of a Jewish family find themselves on opposite sides of the political discussion. One of the men, a businessman by the name of Josef Judenstein, refuses to abide by the law…
Read full storyRobot Goes Mad Online
An internet robot that is charged with carrying out automated forum posting of material on a satirical news website, took leave of its senses this morning, and went completely berserk. The robot, known as 'Forumbot', or 'Forum Bot', at TheSpoof.co…
Read full storyWorld's first eco-friendly execution centre opens as wind farm goes dual-purpose
The world's first eco-friendly execution centre has just opened at The Sunny Wind Farm Company in Quakerville, Pennsylvania. Chad and Chuck Cadbury shook while explaining their vision: ‘Our wind turbines often generate excess electricity, and it…
Read full storyTrump sex doll doesn’t say much but is very roomy
The new Mark 3 version of this ‘must have’ pleasure toy for those that have everything, is seen as an improvement on the ill-fated Mark 2, ‘The Trumpstein’, a Donald & Jeffrey hybrid. The Mark 2, although favoured by some members of some royal…
Read full storyThe Power of Prayer
The Power of Prayer The footballer stood and crossed his chest God was on his side He looked up to the heavens Where angels do abide He ran up to take the penalty Filled with religious pride He scuffed the ball, fell on his arse And kicked…
Read full storyTarantino picks spoof writers and chief editor to write screenplay for his upcoming blockbuster; The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, for a few dollars more!
(UNEDITED) The Spoof is about to achieve global acknowledgement in the 'insane' Hollywood film world of Quentin Tarantino! After Django, Inglorious and Once upon a time in Hollywood, QT needed some screenplay freshening up, so he surfed over to The S…
Read full storyDonald Trump Plans to Invade Portland Using Green Berets, Navy Seals, The KKK, Hells Angels, and Some Boy Scouts
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donnie Johnnie Trump says that it's time for him to put his bone-spur covered foot down, and show the anti-Electoral College protesters in Portland that he is the boss of them. He told Fox News that the peaceful protes…
Read full storyKate Gosselin Says She Still Has a Big Crush on Ex-Boyfriend Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
LOS ANGELES – Kate Gosselin, the star of “Jon and Kate Plus 8” and “Kate Plus 8”, has finally commented on her affair with Steven Tyler. Kate said that she has really been feeling bad lately due to self-isolating, and sheltering-in-place, because…
Read full storyPresident Trump Once Again Shows The Country Who He Really Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump had a one-on-one meeting with his top ass-kisser, Stephen Miller. And, out of the blue, he told Milly that, if he wasn’t married to Melania, he would date his daughter, Ivanka, if she wasn’t his daughter, of cou…
Read full storyThe Los Angeles Galaxy Defeats The Nicaraguan National Soccer Team 17-0
LOS ANGELES – In one of the most lopsided soccer matches ever, the Los Angeles Galaxy, led by the great Chicharito, defeated the highly touted Nicaraguan National Soccer team, Los Platoneros, 17-0, in a charity exhibition game. The Galaxy’s supers…
Read full storyBlake Shelton and Gwen Stefani’s Latest Single About Miranda Lambert Has Just Made it to #1
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – Country Music’s reigning hot couple has just been informed by Yippee-Ki-Yay magazine that their new hit, titled “You Helped Me To Get Over Miranda Quicker Than It Takes a Flea to Pee”, has just topped the Billboard Hot 100 Musi…
Read full storyIvanka Trump To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show
NEW YORK CITY – The President’s favorite child has been offered her very own television reality show. Reports are that the Epitome Network has been trying to sign the President’s hot, sexy daughter for two years. Ivanka finally agreed to star i…
Read full storyYes, Doctors Confirm, You Can Catch Coronavirus From Farts!
Atlanta, GA - Resident Gastroenterologist at the CDC, Dr. Herb Greencloud, has been studying whether a person can catch COVID-19 from a fart. And the answer is a resounding 'YES!!' Explains Dr. Greencloud, "A fart, as it's commonly known in lay…
Read full storyGetting Trump Out Of The White House
Of course, there will be a celebration from election night on November 3, until inauguration day on January 20, 2021. That’s a given. In the meantime, Trump, always the sore loser, will be nailing down the White House windows, building barricades,…
Read full storySpoof Writer Now Has 2% Of All Views On Site!
A writer has told of his "total elation" at becoming one of the foremost contributors on a satirical news website he frequents, and readers of his stories now account for an incredible 2% of the site's total readership! Harold Meaner said he was "…
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