After White House Trump To Make Porno Films?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 21 July 2020

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"Always wanted to be in showbiz."

Being a self-proclaimed young guy, with a high very, very high IQ, (regardless of having a friend take his SAT Exam) inquiring minds are wondering what Mr. Trump will do once he’s out of office.

A sure bet would be going into films. He loves show-people and likes to be surrounded by that kind of celebrity—lots of flashbulbs.

“Showbiz!”

Like the song New York, NewYork, "If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere..."

He’d be a natural as the motel owner in a porno film. Sitting behind a large desk, (he’s done that) arms crossed securely over his chest, (can do) doesn’t have to wear a suit or one of his red ties, doesn’t even have to stand, just one memorable line, and he won’t need a teleprompter: “You paying cash or credit card?”

Melania could perform as the tall, slender, foreign maid in five-inch Manolo Blahnik heels, dressed in a white nurses uniform who carries a stack of folded white laundry. No lines, she just saunters about in the background.

Don Jr. would be the very nervous luggage guy. Few lines. Just drops things. Looks over his shoulder a lot. Jumpy.

Jared will be the stud.

Eric, often overlooked, will have the good sense not to want any part of the film. He’ll require convincing.

“Look, son, it’s an investment. Like owning part of the Taj Mahal, Westminster Abbey, or the Giza Pyramids in, wherever the hell they're located! Hold on to the property, mortgage it to the roof, then dump it. Only, in this instance, film it, release it, rake in the profits, it’ll be a family investment.

“But the motel will be called, wait for it, drum roll, TRUMP TOWER MOTEL!”

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