Getting Trump Out Of The White House

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 21 July 2020

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"We'll just tell him he's going for a ride."

Of course, there will be a celebration from election night on November 3, until inauguration day on January 20, 2021. That’s a given.

In the meantime, Trump, always the sore loser, will be nailing down the White House windows, building barricades, calling the election a fraud, demanding a recount, a revote, a voice vote, and a, “One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four…”

“Lots and lots and lots of people have been telling me that they know a number of people who voted four, five, ten times and sent in their ballots by mail. Even the U.S. Postal Service had their workers voting ten or twenty times. They printed up their own ballots. They have the equipment. Anything goes in those states run by Democrats. It was the same way with the demonstrations. You don’t see that kind of thing in Republican states. The states run by Democrats are criminal states, and their election ballots should not even be counted.”

The Electoral College will declare Joseph Biden the 46th President of the United States, the inauguration will proceed as planned, and Donald Trump will be carried out of the White House by the Secret Service while sitting stubbornly on a chair, arms crossed across his chest, or laying in his tanning table, arms crossed across his chest or between the sheets in bed, eating a hamburger, hair in a hairnet.

He’ll go out the back door wearing a suit, a thong or a pair of pajamas, and he’ll take his last flight on Air Force One to Florida, the retirement capital of the United States.

Once Air Force One takes off, Barbra Streisand will sing, Happy Days Are Here Again.

And the United States will be over a four-year nightmare!

Trump wearing a thong is a nightmare visual.

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