The Power of Prayer
The footballer stood and crossed his chest
God was on his side
He looked up to the heavens
Where angels do abide
He ran up to take the penalty
Filled with religious pride
He scuffed the ball, fell on his arse
And kicked the bugger wide
And became an atheist... on the spot
I see that I need to make this up to 100 words, so here goes. This is just a poem, so I hope you will find a space for it in one of your Spoof sections. That's 94 words now so only a few to go... Ah, 105.
