Man Had Unpleasant Experience At Market
It was a real blue ribbon event in one household today, when a man who had been kept 'cooped-up' by his wife for four months due to Coronavirus worries, was finally allowed 'off the leash', for a trip to the local market. Moys Kenwood, 57, had bee…
Read full storyThe Cockatoo Is A Bird With A Strange Name, Says Woman
There are some wonderful creatures in the animal kingdom, with all kinds of amazing characteristics, but there can't be too many with a name as strange as the Cockatoo. And now, a woman who is interested in the subject has spoken out. Wendy Sok…
Read full storyMan Had 6 Unopened Messages!
It was 'all hands to the pumps' earlier today, for one man who is a regular, if not exactly prolific, contributor to the satirical news website, The Spoof, when he signed in to his account, and was informed he had 6 unopened messages! Harold Meane…
Read full storyPresident Trump Defended By Eminent Psychologist Over Lying
In a magazine interview which few will be able to believe, and not without a certain tinge of irony, an eminent psychologist has defended President Trump against claims that he is dishonest and deceitful, by offering a typically complex explanation…
Read full storyMan from First Dates using video as a way of attracting someone else
Socially awkward, and with outdated views, Rodney Fitzmaurice is using the mortifying footage of him from Channel Four's First Date as either an advert or a warning for any potential love interest. 'It shows Rodney being Rodney. Sometimes, he's to…
Read full storyTrump Honors Hillary By Wearing Pink Pantsuit At Rally
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a display of chivalry not seen since he defeated Hillary in 2016, Donald Trump was photographed wearing a replica of the cheap, polyester pink pantsuit that Hillary wore when she electrified her adoring followers by doing the R…
Read full storyConfessional autobiography of Priest reveals the quality of sins has declined
Boston's Father Seamus O’Hodge recalls how listening to confessions used to be enjoyable and dangerous, but now they’re as edgy as an Obama confession on Oprah. At a Barnes and Noble book signing, promoting his new autobiography, ‘Sins aren’t what…
Read full storyPrince's Estate To Release His Masterpiece, 'The Weeping Feather' Box Set
Minneapolis, MN - Executors for the late music icon, Prince, have announced that they will release what the singer called his masterpiece, The Weeping Feather Trilogy. From the 72-song box set, recorded over three decades, only one song has ever…
Read full storyClassic Rock DJ struggles to get through show without using cliche phrases
Bobby the Bobster, DJ on ‘Gold Rock for Dads’, was sailing close to the cliche wind until eventually, he introduced a song with, ‘Now here’s a classic.’ Extracts from recent shows reveal the following: “...from a time when you could actually hear…
Read full storyMargaret Sanger Laughs from Grave That Her Racist Legacy Is Praised While Union Statues Torn Down
NEW YORK, NY—The cackling of Margaret Sanger from her resting place in the Green-Wood Cemetery has grown so bothersome, that several nearby residents have temporarily moved to hotels or relatives’ houses. Sanger is comically overjoyed that amid th…
Read full story"Face mask turned me gay"
Geoff Woodcock, 37, from Bishop's Prepuce, is a lifelong heterosexual. He is proud to come from a long line of straight people, yet when he wore a face mask for the first time, he felt yearnings he had never imagined before. "It was strange," said…
Read full storyUK Raging Ravers Ruin Rehab!
Back in the good old 1980's and 1990's, England sent hoards of pissed footy hooligans over to mainland Europe to smash, destroy, booze, cause havoc, and attempt to kick the lights out of their European counterparts, who, in turn, reacted with violenc…
Read full storyKanye West Holds His First Presidential Campaign Rally and Quickly Shows That He’s Just The Black Version of President Trump
CHARLESTON, South Carolina – Kanye West, the man who may have a bigger ego than Donald Trump, kicked off his journey to the White House, at the Deep In The Heart of Dixie Convention Center. Kim Kardashian, Kanye’s wife, estimated that there were a…
Read full storyAriana Grande is Considering Changing Her Last Name
MIAMI – The young pop singing sensation, Ariana Grande, is proving that good things definitely do come in small packages. The pint-sized songstress has broken all kinds of music records, and truly stands out with her 4-octave vocal range, her 153…
Read full storyPresident Trump Tells His Second Son, Eric, To Stop Saying Stupid Stuff
MAGNOLIA, Delaware – The President’s middle son, Eric, was in Magnolia visiting his one and only high school girlfriend, who just gave birth to quintuplets. The President told Eric to make sure that he stops saying stupid stuff that the press will…
Read full storyThe World’s Richest Man, Jeff Bezos Says He'll Purchase The Washington Redskins (Right Now!)
MIAMI – The richest man on Earth has just said that he’ll write Daniel Snyder a check for the Washington Redskins right now. Jeff Bezos, who is worth over $150 billion, has a residence in the D.C. area, so the team would literally be in his backya…
Read full storyClemson University Devastated as Their Mascot Tests Positive For C-19
CLEMSON, South Carolina – There is sadness in the halls of Clemson University, as the school’s beloved mascot has come down with the Coronapalooza virus. A student who was in charge of taking care of the cherished tiger, named “Paw-Paw,” said that…
Read full storyJustin Bieber Says He Would Love to Own The Belmont Stakes Winner, Tiz The Law
LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber is still facing sexual assault woes, and says that he has decided to stop signing autographs, taking selfies with fans, and touching adult girls on their tibias. Bieber notes that Jeffrey Epstein and a prince, a famous…
Read full storyPiltdown President Says Virus Will Go Away
Piltdown, Anglia. 150,000 B.C. By Smoke Signals to The Spoof. President Donald J. Pilt, of the family for whom the race is named, today announced that the virus that has decimated the Pilt population is under control and on its way out. "The virus…
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