Ariana Grande is Considering Changing Her Last Name

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 20 July 2020

image for Ariana Grande is Considering Changing Her Last Name
Ariana singing her hit "Pow Pow" at the Carburetor Arena in Detroit.

MIAMI – The young pop singing sensation, Ariana Grande, is proving that good things definitely do come in small packages.

The pint-sized songstress has broken all kinds of music records, and truly stands out with her 4-octave vocal range, her 153 IQ, her love for peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, and for being able to speak 8 different languages, including Mescalero Apache.

One of Ariana’s greatest hits was the song “Bang Bang”, which she followed up with “Pow Pow”.

And, just this past Memorial Day, she recorded the hip-hop ditty, “Boom Boom”, with The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz.

Grande recently told CNN’s Don Lemon, that she is seriously considering changing her last name.

When asked why, she replied that, although she loves her surname, she wants to change it from Grande, which means big, to the more appropriate Chica, which means small.

Ariana commented that she can hardly wait to become Ariana Chica. She proudly revealed that her grandmother, Nina Gina Grande, will also be changing her last name to Chica.

The 27-year-old said that she is presently corresponding with the Surname Changing Department of Florida, and hopes to get approval by Labor Day.

Meanwhile, Ariana has an amazing 191 million Instagram followers, which is more than everyone in the states of Ohio and North Dakota combined.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more