President Trump Tells His Second Son, Eric, To Stop Saying Stupid Stuff

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 20 July 2020

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Melania has said that Eric is 36 going on 16.

MAGNOLIA, Delaware – The President’s middle son, Eric, was in Magnolia visiting his one and only high school girlfriend, who just gave birth to quintuplets.

The President told Eric to make sure that he stops saying stupid stuff that the press will take and run with.

When Eric asked "like what?", his dad remarked, "like, don’t tell anyone that you sleep in Spiderman pajamas, or that you drink beer out of one of your kids' sippy cups, or that you have a tattoo of Jim Carrey on your butt."

Eric said that it wasn't beer, it was Yo Woke Rip-Roarin' Wine.

Trump’s middle son told his father that he had just watched CNN, and they were reporting that Florida had just become the state with the most Trumparona-19 cases in the entire nation.

The President reportedly became very angry, and told Eric to never, ever call it the Trumparona-19 again.

Eric then suggested to his father that maybe he needed to build a wall around Florida, and make Florida pay for it.

Trump was overheard to mutter, that there was just no way in hell that that turdheaded twit was a product of his loins.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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