Trump Won’t Let Dr. Anthony Fauci Speak On CNN
Really? Trump won’t let the Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases speak or give advice on CNN during a pandemic? Is Trump trying to kill the rest of us, so he doesn’t have any opposition in November? So this guy, w…
Read full storyMary Berry's Big Book of Donald Trump
Following shelves full of cookery books, Mary Berry has decided that her next literary offering will be one about current American president, Donald Trump. She told us: 'Well, after Paul Hollywood did what Paul Hollywood did, I decided to just sto…
Read full storyThere are five Tremors Films
If you are looking to be entertained during Lockdown, and let's face it, we all are, it might be time for you to learn that there are five 'Tremors' films. Yes, five 'Tremors' films, and only one of them stars Kevin Bacon. Now, I don't know about…
Read full story‘Make America Covid Again is just a conspiracy theory’ said Tech Zillionaire Tesla Bezgate
Rumours that MACA will be launched this fall to maintain the recently boosted share price of various tech companies, cannot be found anywhere on the internet. ‘I have nothing to do with any ‘track, trace and destroy’ software that eliminates infor…
Read full storyAntiques Roadshow presenter fondles valuable 1960s nylon suit and is shocked
'Antiques Roadshow' presenter, Julian Hallmark, received a nasty static shock from a beige nylon suit he was assessing this week, and was then stunned after realising the great grandad wearing it was fully functional. Billy O’Lox attended the show…
Read full storyPresident Trump Punches Woman In Face
There was trouble at the White House this morning, after President Donald Trump became angry with a woman journalist, leapt from his podium, and punched the woman full in the mouth. The woman was knocked unconscious. White House security guards…
Read full storyKanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album
With US politics turning veritable somersaults during the last few years, latest 'contender for the crown', rapper, Kanye West, has said that, not only does he want to be America's second black president, he also wants to make history as the first se…
Read full storyCouple don't recognise each other after haircuts
Couple, Lorraine and Gary Johnson, didn't recognise each other following their first haircuts in more than four months. The re-opening of Chutney on the Fritz's one salon, Di's Colour and Cuts, meant that owner, Diana Fotherington, was overwhelmed…
Read full storyTrust Truss On Yemen
The UK has made the heart-wrenching decision to resume selling weapons to Saudi Arabia despite knowing full fucking well that they will be used on frightened civilians huddling in refugee camps. This is despite, mere weeks ago, Dominic Raab telling t…
Read full storyAgeing racing bike rider arrested on kiddies playground for greasing his sore butt!
As anybody who has ever rode a racing bike over a long distance will know, getting a red-hot, saddle sore bum belongs to the pleasure! However, one ageing racing bike rider in Holland, during a marathon 165 km trip, found the ride not so pleasurab…
Read full storyInternational tabloid / Broadsheet sleazy headlines 13/07/2020!
After the enormous success of scavenging sleazy headlines from sleazy UK tabloids / Broadsheets, Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army), decides to send his global roach, very sleazy reporters, all over the globe to expand his operations and h…
Read full storyPresident Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1)
A COLLECTION OF BUNKER TWEETS FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP 1. First off, do not believe what that Pelosi woman is saying. I am not losing my hair, nor my mind. 2. Once again, let me be perfectly clear. I do not know, nor I have ever known Jeff Sessions…
Read full storyMelania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump, the woman who knows the President more than anyone else, has just made an astounding prediction. The First Lady told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that, in their 20 years of marriage, she has never seen he…
Read full storyDisney World Re-Opens But With Hardly Any Visitors
ORLANDO, Florida – After being completely shut down for four months due to the Coronapalooza pandemic, Disney World is now open for business. But, it appears that no one told the American people, as the attendance for the amusement theme park's fi…
Read full storyRudy Giuliani Reveals What President Trump’s Tax Records Will Show
NEW YORK CITY – President Trump’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, says that he has designated Rudy Giuliani to inform the media of some of the items that the President’s tax returns will reveal. The former mayor of New York City remarked that o…
Read full storyJustin Bieber Rumored To Be On Suicide Watch
HOLLYWOOD – A friend of a friend of Justin Bieber is alleging that the pop singer has become somewhat depressed, and could be placed on suicide watch. Ever since Bieber was charged with sexual assault, when he performed at the big SXSW Music Festi…
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky Finally Addresses the Rumor Regarding Her and Donald Trump
SAN FRANCISCO – Monica Lewinsky, who became the most famous White House intern in political history, has decided to come clean regarding that persistent Trump rumor. Lewinsky, who has joined the entertainment world, is now just one of a handful of…
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