President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1)

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 13 July 2020

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"Hey look everybody, I can make a zero with my mouth."


1. First off, do not believe what that Pelosi woman is saying. I am not losing my hair, nor my mind.

2. Once again, let me be perfectly clear. I do not know, nor I have ever known Jeff Sessions, Michael Cohen, or Adolf Hitler.

3. To my little buddy Roger Stone, you are so welcome pal, and as per our agreement, I will be depositing a very generous donation into your Bank of Americana checking account. Mum's the word.

4. I hope that my female BFF, Kellyanne Conway starts to control her little evil, lying, brat of a daughter. Because I am getting very close to losing my effen temper. And if I do, I will unload on her, and I will reveal some extremely personal things about her daddy and her mommy.

5. Damnit!, I need a Big Mac bad.

6. To the American people. Do not listen to Don Lemon. I did not lose the missile-launching remote. I just simply misplaced it. I know that it’s somewhere in the White House.

7. Melania just found the missile-launching remote. I had left it on top of the toilet lid, while I was taking a shower.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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