Duckworth, Harris Or Rice For Vice President?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 8 August 2020

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"I should be Trump's Vice President."

Yes indeed! Tammy Duckworth, Kamala Harris, and Susan Rice would each bring power and distinction to the office of the Vice President. One newscaster opined that Kamala Harris could chew up and spit out Mike Pence in any debate. True of Susan Rice and Tammy Duckworth.

Kamala Harris already put William Barr over the coals and roasted him to a crisp. A former San Francisco District Attorney, California Attorney General, and presently the junior U.S. Senator from California, she has the privates.

What is meant by privates? No, not those appendages. Women are not supposed to have an in-your-face retort, gumption, independence, be innately street smart, or ready to talk with a get-out-of-the-way initiative.

Harriet Nelson is no longer a role model. Every woman has some Rosie The Riveter. Queen Elizabeth hasn’t endured so gracefully all of these years without being part Rosie The Riveter. Forget the tiara, she served as an auto mechanic during World War II.

After Senator Harris withdrew from the presidential race, Donald Trump tweeted, “Too bad. We’ll miss you, Kamala.” The Senator tweeted back, “Don’t worry, Mr. President, I’ll see you at your trial.”

U.S. Senator Tammy Duckworth referred to Donald Trump as a “five-time, draft-dodging coward.” Strong words, but she’s also eloquent and on point. A helicopter pilot in the Iraq war, Senator Duckworth lost both her legs when a missile struck her helicopter. She has the added distinction of ancestors who fought in the American Revolution.

Susan Rice was Ambassador to the United Nations and served as President Obama’s National Security Advisor. A graduate of Stanford, she received a Ph.D. from Oxford. It’s also rumored she can play a mean game of basketball.

Think Kanye West, (running to split the Biden vote) has the privates to debate any one of these women?

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