President Kanye West?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 8 August 2020

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Kanye West for president?

Nothing can reveal Donald Trump’s desperation more, besides shutting down the U.S. Postal system, bad-mouthing Mail-in voting, screaming that Joe Biden did something nefarious in Ukraine, etc. than setting up Kanye West as a candidate for president.

Person, woman, man, camera, TV. Answers to Trump's cognitive test.

Yes, Kanye West! In Donald Trump’s twisted, (there are good Nazis) thinking, Kanye West, an African American rapper, will peel away African American voters from former Vice President Joseph Biden.

The suggestion in the tiny brain of Donald (take my SAT-exam) Trump, is that African Americans in Wisconsin, where Kanye West’s name is on the presidential ballot, also have tiny brains. They will vote for Kanye West instead of Joe Biden.

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Some say the hair spray has seeped into Trump’s brain by way of the ear canal. Others suggest it was through his nose, and why Trump is always sniffing. All agree the fumes had an adverse reaction to the thought process.

Wisconsin is a swing state with ten electoral votes. Whoever receives the most popular votes will receive the ten electoral votes. A candidate requires a majority of 270 electoral votes to win the presidency. Winning California with 55, Texas with 39, New York with 29, plus Florida with 29 electoral votes, a candidate is over halfway to the White House.

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So Kanye West is going after the White House. His fiasco on stage with Taylor Swift wasn’t a sufficient cringe-worthy embarrassment.

Donald Trump has Kanye West in his pocket, along with Vladimir Putin, the U.S. Postal Service, Mitch McConnell, and William Barr, while still trying to do away with Mail-in voting.

Under Donald Trump's leadership, over 100,000 Americans are dead due to coronavirus. What could possibly go right with his re-election bid?

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