Political Prophet Allan Lickman Predicts Kanye West Victory

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Saturday, 8 August 2020

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Political prophet Allan Lickman, PhD, has correctly predicted every presidential election since 1984, and has a surprising prediction for 2020.

He predicts that Kanye West will crush all opposition in the upcoming election, and win with a landslide in both the popular and electoral vote. Surprisingly, this means that Libertarian candidate Jo Jorgensen, once thought to be a favorite for the win, will actually lose. Not only that, but Lickman baffled experts by saying that Green Party candidate Howie Hawkins doesn't stand a chance.

In Lickman's book, "13 Keys to World Domination", he outlines his criteria for predicting the next president. For the first time in history, all thirteen keys are solidly behind one candidate, and that candidate is Kanye West.

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