Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars
Not a man to sit on the fence and muse for very long, one of rap's biggest stars, Dr. Dre, has gone into the studio to record a new album that will feature some of his old associates, but also some new names on the scene. Dre, real name Andre Youn…
Read full storyAmericans Keep Mistaking President Higgins for a Leprechaun
During a morning press conference, President Michael D. Higgins stated that American tourists visiting Ireland keep mistaking him for a leprechaun. Higgins went on to state that, when Americans take tours of Áras an Uachtaráin, they often go up t…
Read full storyPolitical Prophet Allan Lickman Predicts Kanye West Victory
Political prophet Allan Lickman, PhD, has correctly predicted every presidential election since 1984, and has a surprising prediction for 2020. He predicts that Kanye West will crush all opposition in the upcoming election, and win with a landsli…
Read full storyPresident Kanye West?
Nothing can reveal Donald Trump’s desperation more, besides shutting down the U.S. Postal system, bad-mouthing Mail-in voting, screaming that Joe Biden did something nefarious in Ukraine, etc. than setting up Kanye West as a candidate for president.
Read full storyJoe Biden Announces Donald Trump as Running Mate.
Today, former VP and de-facto Democrat nominee Joe Biden has announced that President Donald Trump will be his running mate for the 2020 Presidential Election. VP Joe Biden gave a press conference this morning, and was quoted as saying: "The peopl…
Read full storyElection Poll Shows Trump And Biden Now Neck-And-Neck
The 2020 US presidential election campaign is shaping up to be a controversial affair with a potentially dramatic ending, after the results of the latest poll showed that the two protagonists, Donald Trump and Joe Biden, were neck-and-neck with hardl…
Read full storyAnd Another Thing - I’m Angry
A man, who is usually in a permanent state of pre-heart attack incandescent rage, suddenly found he was conflicted as he felt calm and relaxed, which confused and annoyed him, but only slightly. “I’m usually bitter and twisted with a huge chip on…
Read full storyEvidence mounts that police only catch the idiots or stupid ones - sometimes they are the same.
At Swindon magistrates court today, PC Harverson gave evidence he’d stopped Mr Brendan O’Lox driving his car to inform him his lights weren’t working. “The defendant said, ‘Thanks, but it’s not my car. I’ve just stolen it. Can I get the lights fix…
Read full storyBrit beaches too small for sun-seeking Brits, so Ryanair are offering cheap flights to Dubai!
(UNEDITED) After being warned about keeping social-distancing, Brit sun-starved punters headed for over-crowded UK beaches during the heatwave ignoring all warnings. However, Ryanair chief exec, Michael O'Leary, superb entrepreneur, spotted a possib…
Read full storyA Leading Seismologist Predicts That a Gigantic Tsunami Will Probably Hit Malibu Beach in July of 2021
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - One of the state’s leading seismologists is predicting that a huge tsunami could hit Malibu Beach in May of 2021. Gavin Stravinsky has successfully predicted tsunamis in the Philippines, New Zealand, at the South Pole…
Read full storyThe U.S. Postal Service Says That Their Forever Stamps Are No Longer Forever
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The United States Postal Service wants to inform the American people that their “Forever Stamps”, which were priced at 55 cents, or $11 for a book of 20, have now changed. The USPS regrets that they are having to…
Read full storyThe American Taxpayers Are Furious That Trump University Has Received a $73 Million Government Bailout
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The American taxpayers are up in arms over the fact that Trump University has received a $73 million government bailout. Press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 32, says that the bailout is perfectly legal, and the only…
Read full storyDwayne “The Rock” Johnson Wants To Purchase The New England Patriots
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) - Dwayne Johnson recently met with the owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft, and the two talked about wrestling, movie-making, and the 79-year-old Kraft’s penchant for much younger women; women who many refer to as…
Read full storyThe Sturgis Motorcycle Rally Roars Into South Dakota
STURGIS, South Dakota – (Satire News) - The biggest coming-together of bikers anywhere in the world has just hit the tiny, little town of Sturgis, South Dakota. The local newspaper reported that the town is so small, that the stop signs are made o…
Read full storyMilwaukee's Miller Park Named The Ugliest Stadium in All of Major League Baseball
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - In an effort to try and get away a bit from the constant Coronavirus pandemic talk, the Sports Bet Gazette has just named baseball’s ugliest stadium. And the dubious award goes to Miller Park, home of the Milwauke…
Read full storyDuckworth, Harris Or Rice For Vice President?
Yes indeed! Tammy Duckworth, Kamala Harris, and Susan Rice would each bring power and distinction to the office of the Vice President. One newscaster opined that Kamala Harris could chew up and spit out Mike Pence in any debate. True of Susan Rice an…
Read full storyMan Says His Back Garden Looks Like Glastonbury
After a wild afternoon and evening of incessant torrential rain yesterday, there was a horrible surprise in store for one man when he woke up this morning and looked out of his window to find that his back garden looked a little bit like Glastonbury.
Read full storyWood Chuck Chucks Wood For Chuck Chockley, Wood Scientist
For centuries, a mystery has plagued mankind unlike any other mystery. The mystery of 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?' And now, we may have an answer! Intrepid scientist, Chuck Chockley, a specialist in…
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