Bart Simpson Comes Out As Transsexual
The mischievous and prankish Bart Simpson has just announced that he is a transsexual woman. The announcement was made.at a press conference held at Moe’s Tavern located in Springfield, while he sipped a cold Bud light. Bart, who has been in the fou…
Read full storyBorn To Spoof New Beginnings: Chapter 7 Run For It!
As Paul Ryan showed us around the capital, #3 fell in step next to me and whispered, "We have to get out of this. We've gone back in time to 2015." I looked in her eyes, and she was dead serious, as usual. "Lead the way," I replied, already sick o…
Read full storyDon’t Diss The Donald
BILLINGSGATE POST: For some, it was the best of times. But for one writer, it was the wurst of times. The fickle wiener of fate had passed her by like a runaway Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Unable to reconcile a mother’s admonition that “If you don’t h…
Read full storyThe Mars Land Rover Has Just Sent Back An Amazing Photo
HOUSTON – (Satire News) - Everyone at NASA is extremely shocked at a photo that the Mars Land Rover has just sent back. The photo clearly shows a wooden home with a dog in front of it. NASA scientists are totally baffled at the photo, which the…
Read full storyWireless is on the blink
A man who has listened to the radio for more than 70 years, and has never owned a television set, has complained to his neighbour that his "wireless is on the blink!" Albert Griffin, 88, of Coventry, has been using his Grundig radio since the day…
Read full storyGeorge Conway Has Found a Photo of President Trump’s High School Sweetheart
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The founder of the biggest anti-Trump organization in the country has just informed the National Enquirer that he has found a picture of Trump’s high school girlfriend. George Conway learned through a private invest…
Read full storyMan watching the X Files for the 13th time
Man about town Wayne Badger has told the three readers of his blog, Blog off the lot of you, that he is now watching 1990s televisual treat 'The X Files' for the thirteenth time. 'I started when it first came out, like most of us, fancying Gillian…
Read full storyMick Jagger and Paul McCartney to Record an Anti-Trump Song
NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - Two of the rock music world’s greatest icons recently met at a charity event for homeless deer. Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger talked about how President Trump keeps using songs for his campaign pep rallies withou…
Read full storyTrump Signs Executive Order That Will Effectively Ban Tic-tac-toe In the U.S.
President Trump, on Thursday, invoked his emergency powers to impose broad sanctions against anyone caught playing popular paper and pencil game tic-tac-toe, a move that effectively bans the game in the United States. In the order, which takes e…
Read full storyWork colleagues do not recognise each other
Work colleagues Wayne Badger and Roger Hargreaves saw each other in Mithering on the Trent, but neither recognised the other, after more than five months of being on furlough. 'I saw this chap,' said Wayne, 'who seemed vaguely familiar to me, and…
Read full storyPresident Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is reportedly extremely upset that, no matter what he does, more and more of his base supporters are starting to question what the hell he is doing. Kellyanne Conway is so concerned that POTUS is…
Read full storyDonald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) The President, after meeting with top advisers, has issued a statement stating that he has decided to cancel this year’s Halloween. Top advisers, Ivanka Trump, Kellyanne Conway, and Eric Trump, all agree that having…
Read full storyPolls Show That the Florida State Senator Known as ‘Bikini Barbie’ Will Easily Be Re-Elected
FORT WALTON BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) - Polls taken by two local newspapers show that Senator Stephanie St. Aspen, 27, will have no problem whatsoever in keeping her state senate seat (no pun intended). One Florida newspaper shows the senator…
Read full storyThe White House Gig Is Up And Trump Knows It
He can filibuster, try to run out the clock, pretend he didn’t hear the question, change the subject, but the guy is going to lose re-election, and he knows it. Like his Apprentice program, his four-year White House gig is about to be dropped and can…
Read full storyAre your complete collections of Q Magazine and the Argos catalogue worth anything?
Businessman Brick Flooring offers his business advice in the first one of his regular news articles: If you are anything like me, (and if you are not, you soon will be) you will have a full collection of Q Magazines in the loft, and a rather large…
Read full storyMike Pence Tries Chinese Food
(Indianapolis) – Vice President Mike Pence announced today that he recently tried Chinese Food. He ate at the Szechuan Garden in Indianapolis where he was seen eating Sweet and Sour Pork and Ma Po Tofu. Pence ordered off of the menu as he was not co…
Read full storyExtraordinary times call for extraordinary measures - the Man-bun will be culled
Reports of the Man-bun, once the preserve of post pseudo-hipsters (real hipsters wouldn’t be seen dead with one), migrating to the heads of middle-aged men in lockdown, has resulted in ‘Questions in the House’. As barbers and hairdressers return t…
Read full storyThe North is in trouble and that’s official.
Concerns over misinterpretation of the north of England lock-down measures have resulted in a Burnley man being refused entry into a Kent pub, because he’s a northerner. He was then sat on by a Polish fruit picker, until he was escorted back to the b…
Read full storyIndian stray dog finds life hard in luxurious German house!
(UNEDITED) It seems that living a life of roaming Indian streets, scavenging for scraps of food, fighting for one's right to survive and, not ending up on the plate of Chinese dog-eaters, is still quite attractive because one dog, who was rescued fro…
Read full storyMan Was Listening To Sony Walkman
There was a flashback to the past for shoppers in one city centre earlier today, when a man could be seen walking along, in a world of his own, listening to the tinny sound of music on a Sony Walkman. A Sony Walkman was a device from antiquity, in…
Read full storyCoronavirus Second Wave Panic In Germany, As Hospital Staff Discover Beds Covered In Beach Towels
The threat of a second wave of the Coronavirus could be felt tangibly in Germany this morning, when staff in many of the country's biggest hospitals arrived on duty to find beds covered with beach towels. Just as tourists from the country tend to…
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