WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) The President, after meeting with top advisers, has issued a statement stating that he has decided to cancel this year’s Halloween.
Top advisers, Ivanka Trump, Kellyanne Conway, and Eric Trump, all agree that having kids running around all over the place wearing scary masks, will only increase the spread of the dreaded Coronavirus.
POTUS informed the news media that he wants to make it clear that any parents or kids who go out and trick or treat could end up being hit with a very hefty fine.
The President has made it very clear to all media reporters that his Halloween rule will be obeyed, and any violators, of any race, color, or political affiliation, will suffer the consequences equally.
Kellyanne Conway remarked that Halloween masks will not prevent anyone from getting C-19, since they are manufactured to scare and not to protect.
Ivanka stated that she’d probably just end up taking her kids to a local Chuck E. Cheese.
Eric said he planned to dress up as Cinderella and have a private party for his kids, and about 40 neighborhood children.
Meanwhile, the President said that he and Melania will probably just hang out in the White House kitchen and play strip poker, which he said they haven’t done in seven months.