Funny story: Queen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May

Queen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May

Brian May, the legendary lead-guitarist with rock group, Queen, is being cared for in a private hospital tonight after suffering a nervous breakdown as a result of years of denying any family connection between himself and UK prime minister, Theresa...

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Funny story: Trump Calls Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff: "Two Jerks And A Squirt"

Trump Calls Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff: "Two Jerks And A Squirt"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump arrived to a hero’s welcome today at CPAC. Thousands, maybe millions, of his most ardent supporters were there to cheer him. When he called Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff, “Two Jerks and a Squirt," chants of...

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Funny story: Forget Tax Returns, Find Trump’s School Grades And SAT Scores

Forget Tax Returns, Find Trump’s School Grades And SAT Scores

While the press and Congress, (Democratic) have been demanding copies of Tump’s tax returns and financial records, nosey Spoof writers are more interested in Trump’s school grades while at grammar school, high school, and at both Fordham and Wharton.

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Funny story: Trump and Kim Jong Un Both Pregnant

Trump and Kim Jong Un Both Pregnant

Before cameras rolling, in full view of the world, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un shook hands, belly-bumped, and, through some catastrophic collision of the two jelly bellies, a Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square, and now both men are pregnant. And it...

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Funny story: Actor who always plays 'angry', quite laid-back in real-life

Actor who always plays 'angry', quite laid-back in real-life

Timothy Claypole Dobbin, an actor known for playing very angry men at the end of a short fuse, has revealed that he is not like that at all in real-life. Dobbin, who takes his stage name from a character in Rent-a-Ghost and a character in Vanity F...

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Funny story: A Foreign Policy Post Mortem: Why the Trump-Un Talks Really Failed

A Foreign Policy Post Mortem: Why the Trump-Un Talks Really Failed

According to evidence gathered by Politico, Mother Jones Magazine, and the New York Times, and corroborated by TMZ and Eddy’s Weekly Shopper, the failure of the United States and North Korea to reach an agreement has little to do with a quid pro quo...

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Funny story: Woman's Nosy Neighbour Died Unexpectedly And Out-Of-The-Blue

Woman's Nosy Neighbour Died Unexpectedly And Out-Of-The-Blue

A woman has told of her surprise and sadness when she learnt that her next-door-neighbour had inexplicably and unexpectedly kicked the bucket over the weekend. The woman - me mam, 82 - spoke of her neighbour, Susan, 69, who, without warning, gave...

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Funny story: Graylings ask for a new name

Graylings ask for a new name

Known as the man who wasted nearly £500,000 on projects that he knew nothing about, MP Chris Grayling has clung onto power, but the fish that share his name have asked for it to be changed. Gary Johnson, a three year old Grayling said 'It is bad e...

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Funny story: Do you remember when all you had to worry about was picking Monster Munch or Frazzles?

Do you remember when all you had to worry about was picking Monster Munch or Frazzles?

Are you a child of the 1970's? With Brexit less than four weeks to go, we will look back to a simpler time. 1) Types of Crisps Frazzles, Quavers, or Monster Munch. None of this crap advertised by Footballers. 2) Transport Roller Skates, S...

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Funny story: Marriages on the Fritz as Women "Marie Kondo" Their Husbands

Marriages on the Fritz as Women "Marie Kondo" Their Husbands

In the wake of the popular reality show hosted by Japanese organizing consultant Marie Kondo, who helps people declutter and improve their lives by getting rid of anything that doesn't genuinely spark joy, marriages everywhere are on the fritz as wom...

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Funny story: "I'm Looking For Somebody Who Is Sexually Experienced" Still Best Way Of Not Saying "I'm A Self-Absorbed, Insecure, Materialistic, Valueless Queen Who Needs My Crotch Pleased" on Dating Profiles

"I'm Looking For Somebody Who Is Sexually Experienced" Still Best Way Of Not Saying "I'm A Self-Absorbed, Insecure, Materialistic, Valueless Queen Who Needs My Crotch Pleased" on Dating Profiles

Michigan. With her complete lack of personality, values, or even the ability to look deep within herself and see her own personal flaws, Stephanie Greenfield, 39, got on a dating profile last week and began searching for her true love after ruthless...

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Funny story: Michael Cohen gets Hollywood Blvd Star

Michael Cohen gets Hollywood Blvd Star

Hollywood, CA. The Bored Directors - yes, that's what they call themselves - of the famed Hollywood Walk of Fame, voted today to place a star on the fabled sidewalk in recognition of Michael "Flip" Cohen's unequaled performance before House and Senat...

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Funny story: Alcoholic, Chain-Smoking, Famous Author Dies at 56

Alcoholic, Chain-Smoking, Famous Author Dies at 56

Internationally famous author, Charles B. Hardon, died horribly outside of his Florida home last Monday at 4:30 in the morning after experiencing hours upon hours of excruciating physical pain and unbearable torment. An autopsy revealed that he wa...

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Funny story: Trump Issues Executive Order Forming "The Comedy Police"

Trump Issues Executive Order Forming "The Comedy Police"

President Trump today went before the cameras in the White House to announce a new police strike force. He claims its main purpose will be to defend him against collusion between the left and SNL. "Today I'm taking action against factions who wou...

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Funny story: Man Almost Choked To Death On Fishbone, But Not Quite

Man Almost Choked To Death On Fishbone, But Not Quite

A man enjoying a lovely plate of fish and chips was rudely interrupted from his evening repast, by one of the aforementioned marine creature's small-but-potentially-fatal bones, which lodged itself in the eater's gullet. Myke Woodson, who eats fis...

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