Starbucks Baristas Look Down on Frappuccino Customers

Funny story: Starbucks Baristas Look Down on Frappuccino Customers

Even as the Frappuccino has become one of Starbucks most popular and profitable menu items, many Starbucks baristas admit that they secretly look down on the customers who order the sweet, cold and creamy coffee concoction. “No class,” said Baltim...

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Did Anti-Gambling Group Sabotage Santa Anita's Track?

Arcadia, CA. - The death of over twenty horses this season at Santa Anita may be the work of Losers Anon., a vocal anti-gambling organization in Southern California. They have publicly taken credit for the deaths that caused cancellation of racing tw...

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Bernie Speechless in Oskaloussa at the Dais with “Deplorables”

Funny story: Bernie Speechless in Oskaloussa at the Dais with “Deplorables”

Vermont senator and putative Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was at a loss for “words” last night in this Midwestern Iowa hamlet of “Fly Over Country,” as reported by Dash Scribble, sometime stringer for the Des Moines Daily Manure Times. It...

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Firemen free penis from a zip!

Funny story: Firemen free penis from a zip!

Sirens, alarm bells and fire engines rushed to a dramatic emergency along the M1 near Luton on Saturday, ignoring cats stuck up trees and monkeys. They were called out after a Romanian trucker called the emergency line, reporting that he was stuck...

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Increased School 'Drop-Out' Rate Pleases Both Teachers And Administrators Alike

Funny story: Increased School 'Drop-Out' Rate Pleases Both Teachers And Administrators Alike

La Crosse, Wisconsin. Although they didn't want to admit it, teachers and administrators at Lincoln High School have been extremely pleased with the increasing numbers of students from troubled homes who are dropping out of school at higher and high...

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This Country Declares War On That One

Funny story: This Country Declares War On That One

After mounting tension over the last two weeks between the two countries, fighting finally broke out along the border, and a declaration made at 3pm this afternoon, was that This Country is at war with That One. Hostilities then commenced in earne...

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Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques

Funny story: Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques

Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques is what we found out in our interview with Scientology representative Karen K-Pow. One thing she said in her interview that she thought was a misconception the public had about Scamatology, is that...

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The REAL Reason the Marshall Kim Jong-Un and President Donald Trump Talks Broke Down

Funny story: The REAL Reason the Marshall Kim Jong-Un and President Donald Trump Talks Broke Down

Saigon, Vietnam Although the world was left wondering why Trump left the North Korean-U.S. Disarmanent Talks early is because there was an incident that was kept secret. While many news agencies went along with the idea that Kim was soft on givin...

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White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

Funny story: White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

Mira-la-go, FL There are very many federal jobs left open that Trump has never filled. Also, of the people that Trump DID appoint, more are quitting every day. Therefore, since the Human Resources Department, the ones who do the hiring and firing,...

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Isolated Cabins In Forests Outside Of Civilization Along Eastern Coast Still Best Places To Retire For The Elderly

Funny story: Isolated Cabins In Forests Outside Of Civilization Along Eastern Coast Still Best Places To Retire For The Elderly

According to statistical research, isolated cabins in remote areas along the eastern coast of the United States are still the best places to retire for elderly couples who want to enjoy their remaining years. Underground cults, witch burning, en...

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