Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Saturday, 2 March 2019

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Lock Them Up!

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump arrived to a hero’s welcome today at CPAC. Thousands, maybe millions, of his most ardent supporters were there to cheer him. When he called Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff, “Two Jerks and a Squirt," chants of “Lock Them Up,” reverberated thoughout the auditorium.

Although both MSNBC and CNN immediately reported that Trump was describing the premature result of a sex act, both Sanders and Schiff said that they were not familiar with the activity described. On the other hand, Ocasio-Cortez responded by saying that she was not sure if she was one of the Jerks or if she was the Squirt.

White House Press Secretary Huckabee-Sanders was home for the weekend and was unavailable for comment.

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