Pay To Play Into College And The White House

Funny story: Pay To Play Into College And The White House

Stop picking on Hollywood mothers with big smiles for trying to buy their kid into elite colleges. Indeed, it's painful enough for the mother to admit their kid is hopelessly slow. Why didn't they hire tutors to bridge the gap during high school?...

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Man tries to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board, gets trapped in head of David Childress

Funny story: Man tries to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board, gets trapped in head of David Childress

A wrong-headed attempt to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board became literally that for New York resident Alan Finkelkraut who is now trapped in the head of alien conspiracist tv-personality and cryptozoologist, David Childress. It is thought that...

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Man invents time machine, travels 20 seconds backwards in time.

Funny story: Man invents time machine, travels 20 seconds backwards in time.

Dave Bennet, Utah, admits that he “could have made more” of his degree in theoretical physics after he succeeded in sending himself backwards in time by twenty seconds last week. “Yeah, a lot of people are asking me was it worth it. I got to go b...

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MPs play charades

Funny story: MPs play charades

During a break in a recent Brexit meeting, members of the cabinet and leading Brexiteers were recorded playing a game of the popular parlour game Charades. The transcript of the recording is as follows: David Davis: Is it a film? Theresa May: It'...

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Article 50 To Be Revoked As England Prepares For Civil War

Funny story: Article 50 To Be Revoked As England Prepares For Civil War

Prime Minister Theresa May has told senior members of the government that their long-term plan regarding the country's relationship with the EU is almost complete, and that she will announce the revocation of Article 50 in the middle of next week.

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Eyecam 'Thought Camera' Takes Pictures Of What You Think

Funny story: Eyecam 'Thought Camera' Takes Pictures Of What You Think

A new camera that will shortly be on the market, takes photographic images of, not only what is directly in front of the aperture, but also the very thoughts that are in your mind, or, to describe the process even more specifically, 'what you are thi...

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Charleston Man Doesn't Just Talk the Small Talk; He Walks It

Funny story: Charleston Man Doesn't Just Talk the Small Talk; He Walks It

Unlike some who make small talk about the weather, office life, and lunch while thinking of greater things, Trey Hill of Charleston, South Carolina, actually walks the small talk, in that his life is truly and entirely composed of only banal and tri...

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Celtics Lose When Kyrie Irving Tries to Kick the Ball into the Hoop

Funny story: Celtics Lose When Kyrie Irving Tries to Kick the Ball into the Hoop

The Boston Celtics lost to the Philadelphia 76ers Wednesday after Kyrie Irving missed a last second shot that he tried to drop kick into the hoop. “For the last shot, I called a play to get the ball to Kyrie, who would then drop kick the ball into...

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Buffalo Bills To Spend Summer Vacation Relaxing

Funny story: Buffalo Bills To Spend Summer Vacation Relaxing

The Buffalo Bills have announced that the whole roster of Bills players will be spending from now until the start of next season in 'relaxation mode'. The Bills finished in second place in the AFC East last semester, but have resisted the urge to...

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Kamala “Breath” Harris And The Killer Bees: Brown, Beto, Bernie, Booker And Biden.

Funny story: Kamala “Breath” Harris And The Killer Bees: Brown, Beto, Bernie, Booker And Biden.

BILLINGSGATE POST: Many of the names of Democrats who Kamala “Breath” Harris had (and now has) a leg up on, begin with the letter “B.” As has been acknowledged by Harris, she once had a leg up on Willie Brown when Brown was a political player in...

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