Every word in the English language now deemed offensive by someone

As of yesterday, the word "a" was the final written representation of the English language to be deemed offensive. Snidely McWhiplash, Chairman of the Center for Pain-Free Living, stated that labeling something "a" person or "a" place or thing...

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Is The Devil In The White House?

Funny story: Is The Devil In The White House?

Is the devil living in the White House? Did the Damien character of The Omen film finally make it? The news media is quietly investigating whether The Omen prophecy has become a reality with Donald Trump as the grown-up Damien. Forget the Mueller inv...

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Fish claim compensation

A school of mackerel, represented by their attorney, Donald Bass, has filed a claim for compensation from federal authorities on account of unfair exploitation within the English language. "It's a delicate issue," explained Bass. "My clients are b...

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Brooklyn Man Brings Sorely Lacking Gravitas to His Social Circle

Funny story: Brooklyn Man Brings Sorely Lacking Gravitas to His Social Circle

Noting that his conversations with his buddies tended to devolve into a great deal of laughing, joking around, and poking fun at their ridiculous lives, Ben Hayes of Brooklyn, New York, felt a personal responsibility to provide the component sorely l...

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“Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects” - HORSE MANURE!!!!!

Funny story: “Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects” - HORSE MANURE!!!!!

They say that using pot has no lasting effects on the brain. Well, I have an ongoing experiment in that very field of study in my own apartment everyday. Living in a work apartment brings one into contact with people one normally would never meet,...

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Jussie Smollett Abandons Chess Game With Mate

Funny story: Jussie Smollett Abandons Chess Game With Mate

Jussie Smollett, the former actor who suffered a mental breakdown recently, has been trying to get his life back together with the help of his family and friends, to no great avail. Last week, for instance, one of his closest friends who did not w...

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Squirrels' Vote to be ignored

Jeremy Corbyn gleamed with delight at the close of Labour's Extraordinary Party Conference in Hastings at the weekend. "Yes, we have to be prepared for government. Theresa May and her Conservatives are leading us up blind alleys with nonsensical p...

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Theresa May in meaningful mood

So now, after months of strong and stable government and intensive planning, Parliament is to be allowed a vote on results: a meaningful vote. Answering questions in Downing Street, May looked thrilled with developments. "I'm being stable and fai...

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Chuckle Brother Has Learnt To Laugh Again

Funny story: Chuckle Brother Has Learnt To Laugh Again

When Barry Chuckle, one half of the Chuckle Brothers died in August 2018, Paul Chuckle, the other half, was hit hard. The pair were more than showbusiness brothers, they were real-life brothers, as their surname suggests, and blood is thicker than...

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