Forklift Driver Glad He Can Finally Go Home On Friday And "Not Stop" After 5 Beers

Funny story: Forklift Driver Glad He Can Finally Go Home On Friday And "Not Stop" After 5 Beers

IA. Feeling delightful and giddy on Friday, March 8th, Tom Matthews, 27, was glad that he could finally go home and not stop drinking after only 5 beers. Upon surviving a long, horrifying, and seemingly endless stretch of torture lasting from S...

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Miss Better BumBum, Miss Clit-Floss, Miss Here-It-All-Is challenge each other on the runways of New York and Paris

Funny story: Miss Better BumBum, Miss Clit-Floss, Miss Here-It-All-Is challenge each other on the runways of New York and Paris

This week's resurfacing of Suzy Cortez, Miss BumBum of 2015, has drawn the spotlight to further developments in female bikini styles. A new competitor, Miss Better BumBum, has emerged, although her arrival in New York was dampened somewhat by an a...

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Andrew Yang melts down at SXSW Q&A as young man asks if he can collect UBI in reefer

Funny story: Andrew Yang melts down at SXSW Q&A as young man asks if he can collect UBI in reefer

It seems people still have a lot of questions about Democratic Presidential candidate Andrew Yang’s Universal Basic Income proposal. Under the plan, the federal government would give $1000 a month free and clear to every American over 18 regardless...

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Don Jr A Sucker For Mother-In-Law’s Eyebrow Pomade

Funny story: Don Jr A Sucker For Mother-In-Law’s Eyebrow Pomade

New York, NYC - (Kompromat Mess): The President’s son Don Junior is coming in for a lot of flak after pictures of his gelled-up eyebrows went viral on the net. Junior, 69, was papped outside Pa’s Trumpino Bambino Towers condo this weekend, a smear...

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There Are Far Too Many 'Isms' These Days, Says Man

Funny story: There Are Far Too Many 'Isms' These Days, Says Man

A report out today shows several shifts in the way the public perceives 'isms', the funny little suffixes that are added onto other words to make you sound important. The newest 'ism' on the scene is 'colorism'. This word came up recently when...

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Transcendental Meditator Struggles to Keep Things Real

Funny story: Transcendental Meditator Struggles to Keep Things Real

As a dedicated daily practitioner of transcendental meditation or "TM" for over 18 years, Garret Fraith of Concord, Massachusetts, admitted that he sometimes has trouble keeping things real. "I've gotten to really dig transcending," said Garret. "...

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President Trump Is Going To Run America In The Style Of A James Bond Villain

Funny story: President Trump Is Going To Run America In The Style Of A James Bond Villain

After dashing off a veto to overturn the decision made by Congress regarding what he says is an emergency situation on the US/Mexican border, President Donald Trump today said that he is ready to roll his sleeves up, and get his hands dirty with the...

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College Student Forgets Aikido Training While Being Chased By Doppelganger

Funny story: College Student Forgets Aikido Training While Being Chased By Doppelganger

Grant County, Wisconsin. UW-Platteville student, Craig Smith, 20, completely forgot his Aikido training while being chased by a doppelganger last Saturday. Feeling stressed out with his Sociology and Pre-Algebra courses, Craig left his dorm ro...

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Honoring Ronald Reagan, Warner Bros. Re-releases, Re-titles "Kings Row"

Burbank, CA. Exclusive to The Spoof. "Kings Row," the 1942 film that made Ronald Reagan a star, will be re-released and re-titled by Warner Bros. this summer as part of a tribute to the nation's 40th president. The credits, which originally had An...

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New Muscle Building Supplement Tested And Found To Be Huge Success

Funny story: New Muscle Building Supplement Tested And Found To Be Huge Success

A new muscle building and energy supplement, called BarBarik, was recently tested and found to be a huge success. Containing massive amounts of vitamins, minerals, and various "unknown ingredients," the pill was given to Minnesotan resident, Lane Wi...

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