Funny story: Movie Outs Michael As King Of Poop

Movie Outs Michael As King Of Poop

Hollywood, Ca - (Ass Mess): A new film about King Michael says he wiped his arse on the criminal justice system and dumped all over the constitution of the United Snakes. Shot on location at an LA propofol factory the hour-long docu-drama examines...

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Funny story: The Royal Scamly

The Royal Scamly

In a weird show of complete “we’re still not getting this shit”, the Royal family have vowed to block any social media trolls, without realizing the delicious irony that they in fact have been trolling the country for years. Every time we at criti...

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Funny story: Storm Blows Fast and Wet through Desperate Desert Town

Storm Blows Fast and Wet through Desperate Desert Town

A powerful rainstorm blew fast and wet through the desperate desert town of Henderson, Nevada, this weekend, bringing sticky sighs of relief - and of sheer pleasure - to residents desperate for lubrication. "Praise Jesus, was I happy to get some,"...

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Funny story: Man In Boardroom Smelt It, But Had Not Dealt It

Man In Boardroom Smelt It, But Had Not Dealt It

A man in a boardroom meeting has told how he became aware of an odious smell that had nothing to do with him. Michael Brackley, 26, an executive trainee at Pratley-Whiffer Marketing Consultants explained that he was in a group policy meeting on ma...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs

Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs

Shamima Begum, the 19-year-old former ISIS bride who has had her British citizenship rescinded by the UK government, is to go and live in Holland, and has been fitted for some clogs. She is a whopping size 11. Shamima, which means 'tulips', is...

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Funny story: Weightlifter Drops Dumbbell On His Face Due To Severe Depression While Song, "Dust In The Wind," Plays In The Background

Weightlifter Drops Dumbbell On His Face Due To Severe Depression While Song, "Dust In The Wind," Plays In The Background

Wisconsin. On the morning of Tuesday, February 26th, local Prairie du Chien resident, Tom Smith, 39, dropped a 50-pound dumbbell on his face while doing heavy incline presses at a gym several blocks down the street from where he lives. Feeling...

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Funny story: The Last Straw: Environmentalists ban Plastic Ones

The Last Straw: Environmentalists ban Plastic Ones

Berkeley, CA. Those far-left, socialist-environmentalists at the University of California can't stop banning popular, useful things. Fresh from their success in banning the deliberately misnamed "single use" plastic bag, most of which were used multi...

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