Known as the man who wasted nearly £500,000 on projects that he knew nothing about, MP Chris Grayling has clung onto power, but the fish that share his name have asked for it to be changed.
Gary Johnson, a three year old Grayling said 'It is bad enough that we are fish, and all that that entails, but to share the name of this complete cluster**** is a step too far. We may not be doing that much with our time on Earth, but at least our sheer incompetence hasn't lead to disaster after disaster, has it?'
The PR company Grayling are stuck between a rock and a hard place. Their spokesman Brick Fireplace said 'We are stuck. Sticking with the Grayling name is bad for business, but so is changing it. We will have to get in touch with a PR company to see what they have to say, won't we?'