Trump and Kim Jong Un Both Pregnant

Written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 2 March 2019

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"It wasn't us."

Before cameras rolling, in full view of the world, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un shook hands, belly-bumped, and, through some catastrophic collision of the two jelly bellies, a Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square, and now both men are pregnant. And it looks like just about eight months along.

“The same Berkeley Square that’s in London, England?” questioned newsmen.

The newsmen were admonished that a bird singing in London was scarcely the issue. Two men shook hands and now they are pregnant!

Then newsmen asked, “Is Trump wearing that overcoat again?”

Guys, the head of North Korea and Trump are pregnant, and no one knows who the father is, or was, or how the two men got pregnant after just shaking hands while cameras were rolling.

Putin did it.

Putin?

Sure. Putin’s cyber people hacked into the election and got Trump elected. Hacking into Un and Trump, and getting both men pregnant was a cinch. Sort of like copy and paste, no delete, then bingo. And this is just the beginning. Mike Pence is going to be next to get pregnant. Then comes Mitch McConnell. And here’s the bad news.

What? The above isn’t bad news?

Nah, pregnancy is no big deal. People have been getting pregnant since the world was flat. Here’s the horrible news: No surrogates can take over the pregnancy. Trump thought he would dump his kid on Sarah Jessica Parker’s surrogate, but that was a “No way.”

He asked second wife Marla Maples. Same answer. Ivanna is still laughing. Ruth Bader Ginsberg had a suggestion, but Trump hung up on her.

Meanwhile, Kim Jong Un has banned Trump from any future visits, and Trump must remain at least a thousand miles away from North Korea. Kim is also reloading his nuclear missiles, just in case.

Before leaving Vietnam, Trump announced that it was time to walk back away from signing any peace deals or dropping sanctions against North Korea. Glumly, so long Nobel Peace Prize, and he’s pregnant to boot.

Kim Jong Un suggested that Trump keep walking.

And another nightingale sang in Berkeley Square.

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