Funny story: Mayor Brags that NYC Only Fifth-Worst City to Live In

Mayor Brags that NYC Only Fifth-Worst City to Live In

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio proudly announced that according to a recent U.S. News and World Report study, the Big Apple is only the nation's fifth-worst major city to live in, comfortably edging out hellholes like Fresno, Stockton, Modesto, a...

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Funny story: Failing Grayling

Failing Grayling

The UK government has forked out a 33million-quid settlement to EuroTunnel over the handing out of ferry contracts in the event of a no deal Brexit. It doesn’t bode well for our negotiating teams if they’ve ended up losing a court case to a fucking t...

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Funny story: University Challenge Staircase Collapses, Leaving Team Stranded 'Upstairs'

University Challenge Staircase Collapses, Leaving Team Stranded 'Upstairs'

There was chaos on the set of University Challenge last night, when the staircase, which has always allowed one team to sit in an elevated position above their rivals - as seen on TV - collapsed, leaving one team high and dry. The contest, between...

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Funny story: US State Department Offers $10million 'Bounty' On Bin Laden Junior

US State Department Offers $10million 'Bounty' On Bin Laden Junior

World policeman, the United States of America, has taken it upon itself to, once again, do what it thinks it is entitled to do, to think for every man and woman, and to make decisions on behalf of every living soul on the planet, in order to ensure c...

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Funny story: Man On Park Bench Ruminates On Whether Or Not It's Worth Going On

Man On Park Bench Ruminates On Whether Or Not It's Worth Going On

A man sitting alone on a park bench was witnessed looking glum today, whilst ruminating on his sad existence, his place in society, and whether or not it was worth dragging his pathetic life out any longer. Or, at least, that's what it seemed like to...

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Funny story: L. A.'s Homeless Flea

L. A.'s Homeless Flea

Los Angeles. Special to The Spoof. Yesterday's disturbing Spoof headline - "Homeless Flee L. A." - is matched today by an equally tragic tale - "L. A.'s Homeless Flea." The L. A. city council's newly-adopted ordinance banning public performances...

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Funny story: Chicken Ran Irresponsibly Across Road

Chicken Ran Irresponsibly Across Road

A chicken has been warned about its cavalier behavior after it was almost the cause of a road accident on a country road on the outskirts of Battambang yesterday evening. The chicken, a scraggy, skinny black thing, thoughtlessly ran out into the r...

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Funny story: Former Cowboy Takes to Vegan Living like a Horse to Oats

Former Cowboy Takes to Vegan Living like a Horse to Oats

Never one to worry about bucking a system or two, Clay Rogers, a former cowboy living in Butte, Montana, has taken to his new plant-based diet like a horse to oats, literally - he eats the steel-cut variety every morning for breakfast. “Been a rea...

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