Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Survives Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome To Reach 79.

Nancy Pelosi Survives Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome To Reach 79.

BILLINGSGATE POST: Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi turned 79 yesterday, despite being diagnosed with TPWKS (Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome). Although she looks much older, her coterie of lip-smacking liberals believes she is good for anot...

Read full story
Funny story: Humans to be fitted with Calorie Limiters to curb obesity

Humans to be fitted with Calorie Limiters to curb obesity

MANDATORY automatic calorie limiters could soon be implanted into all new-born babies within the next three years, as new measures to slash obesity levels are introduced. Some MPs (the slimmer ones) have approved the fitment of a range of new impla...

Read full story
Funny story: Paper-clip counter looking for a new job

Paper-clip counter looking for a new job

Gary Johnson, 48, a renowned paper-clip counter from Chutney on the Fritz has revealed that, as from Monday April 1st, he is looking for a new job. Johnson, who has professionally counted paperclips into boxes since his teens, feels the need for a...

Read full story
Funny story: Chope and Cheese

Chope and Cheese

After a meeting between leading MPs and the police commission, Christopher Chope (the MP who blocks bills banning female genital mutilation) shared his unique thoughts on knife crime. Just as expected, this lizard wearing a human skin suit made about...

Read full story
Funny story: Pope Francis touched me on the Nob End

Pope Francis touched me on the Nob End

It was a grey day and my mood wasn't great - someone had stolen my unicycle from outside of Greggs Pie Shop, which, in itself, was a minor miracle, as I had left it outside Starbucks. Feeling depressed, I walked home, the route taking me across Nob...

Read full story
Funny story: Lego plan to ditch plastic and use REAL BRICKS

Lego plan to ditch plastic and use REAL BRICKS

AWESOME plastic brick manufacturer, Lego, have decided to ditch ties with dirty oil companies, who pollute the planet by supplying all our everyday needs. A spokesman for Lego, a Mr Metalbeard, told this reporter, "We've had enough of these oil-prod...

Read full story
Funny story: Heartbreaking: Distraught Toddler Has Trouble Living With Self After Failing to Make Paper Boat

Heartbreaking: Distraught Toddler Has Trouble Living With Self After Failing to Make Paper Boat

Speaking of the difficulties of being so physically inept, unintelligent and overall rather boring, local 2-year-old, Ethan Scheve, was found crying about his inability to fold origami. “I’m just not sure how something so simple could be screwed...

Read full story
Funny story: Recovering Alcoholic 9/11 Truth Activist Can't Understand Why His Online Dating Profile Not Working for Him

Recovering Alcoholic 9/11 Truth Activist Can't Understand Why His Online Dating Profile Not Working for Him

Kip Bartlow of Kansas City, Missouri, was confident that his refreshingly authentic online dating profile highlighting his courageous recovery from drug and alcohol addiction and his interest in probing deeper into the events behind the collapse of t...

Read full story
Funny story: May and Corbyn agree only way out of Brexit mess is to invent Neuralyzer

May and Corbyn agree only way out of Brexit mess is to invent Neuralyzer

A meeting between Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn early this week shocked Westminster by ending in agreement with the besieged party leaders deciding their best course of action was to actually invent the Neuralyzer made famous by the Men In Black movi...

Read full story
Funny story: Unproductive Aussies farted out of their jobs

Unproductive Aussies farted out of their jobs

Australian business men and women (do they fart too?) have discovered a way of ridding their companies of useless unproductive workers, causing a humongous 'stench'. Employees on long contracts who are caught 'resting on their laurels' or, on the...

Read full story
Funny story: Jussie Smollett Cleared Of Attempting To Incite Race War

Jussie Smollett Cleared Of Attempting To Incite Race War

Jussie Smollett, the former Empire actor who was dropped by the show after his hoax racist and homophobic attack allegations, has been cleared by a court of any wrongdoing, and specifically of trying to incite a race war between black people and whit...

Read full story
« Feb 2019 March 2019 Apr 2019 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
8
2nd
15
3rd
14
4th
7
5th
8
6th
4
7th
9
8th
10
9th
7
10th
10
11th
5
12th
5
13th
6
14th
7
15th
13
16th
10
17th
6
18th
9
19th
5
20th
10
21st
10
22nd
6
23rd
8
24th
8
25th
13
26th
12
27th
11
28th
8
29th
10
30th
9
31st
9

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!



Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more